WEIRD ARRIVAL

Okay if last week's weird keyword arrival to MS was strange. How about this one I received yesterday?

"Banging the missus on the staircase and not getting caught"

Now seriously, I'm not making this up. Besides, how could anyone make this up? It really came in and it baffles me. Perhaps the missus is the only giveaway but the rest?

So anyway, making out on the staircase is not so difficult unless of course it was one of those spiral types. An old boyfriend used to have one in his home and we decided one day - don't ask what came over us - to try it out. It was going well until he was coming.

He took a step back to cum on my ass - we were doing the doggy - and he lost his footing. He didn't roll down the staircase but he did hit his head against the hard wooden railing. Had a huge gash on his chin which bled out like hell.

We laugh about it today but we also realise that thanks to his blood on the carpet of the stairs, it had masked his cum which had also messed up the carpet. His parents would have been furious! By the way, he still has that scar to show for it.

Missus Singapore out!

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THE DOWNTOWN MEN'S PARTY is back!

Hey guys -- since they closed down earlier this year we've really missed THE DOWNTOWN MEN'S PARTY. I'm glad to report that THE DOWNTOWN MEN'S PARTY is back in operation. The first party will be this Thursday after work. The host is very cool and creates a great atmosphere, so check it out...

THE DOWNTOWN MEN'S PARTY (Gramercy). Starts 5pm. For In-Shape Men Only. Ages 20's to 40. Discrete, Friendly, No Attitude environment at a private residence downtown. Clothes Check, condoms and lube provided (promote safe sex). For average to hot guys, mix, but younger crowd.
For invite send pics and stats to downtownmensparty@gmail.com

Have fun and play safe!

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CONDOMS SAVED THE DAY

Check out this week's video. It's another demonstration of how condoms can really save the day. I wonder just how many of you guys keep condoms in your car. I know of some guys who always come prepared with a condom or two stashed away in their wallets.

I was quite amused one time as a guy had a box of condoms in his bag. I was impressed thinking that he was a several rounder only to find out later that the reason behind it was he just didn't know how to use it properly. Hence why he needed several as a fail safe.

Missus Singapore out!

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Group Sex Parties -- Monday, October 4 to Sunday, October 10...

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40 REASONS TO LOVE YOUR BEER

Two weeks back it was cars over women, last week someone sent me this giving list on why some men will prefer their beer over women. Thanks Doug from S Africa.

1. You can enjoy a beer all month.
2. You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
3. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car.
4. When beer goes flat you toss it out.
5. Beer is never late.
6. Hangovers eventually go away.
7. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
8. Beer labels come off without a fight.
9. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
10. Beer never has a headache.
11. A beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath.
12. If you pour a beer right, you will always get good head.
13. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty.
14. A beer is always wet.
15. Beer doesn't demand equality.
16. A beer doesn't care when you cum.
17. Beer always comes in multiples of six.
18. Beer looks the same in the morning.
19. Beer doesn't get cramps.
20. Beer doesn't have a mother.
21. Beer doesn't have morals.
22. Beer doesn't go crazy once a month.
23. Beer always listens and never argues.
24. Beer doesn't have cold hands/feet.
25. If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
26. Beer doesn't have a lawyer.
27. Beer doesn't need much closet space.
28. Beer doesn't mind if you fart or belch.
29. Beer never changes its mind.
30. Beer doesn't tease you or play hard to get.
31. Beer doesn't make you go shopping.
32. Beer is always easy to pick up.
33. Beer NEVER says no.
34. Beer doesn't wear a bra.
35. Beer doesn't complain about insensitivity.
36. Beer doesn't bitch, yell, or cry.
37. Beer doesn't mind football season.
38. A beer will never make you see its parents
39. A beer never fishes for compliments.
40. A beer will never accuse you of rape.

How does one argue with that? And to think guys claim not to bitch!

Missus Singapore out!

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GO FOR THE RIDE

This week video of the week focused on men who like their cars more than their girls. I have to say that I know of some men who like their girls more than they care about their cars, which is refreshing. But I have to share this with you too. I brought this up to some men I know and the answers I got essentially centred over how much their cars cost.

Seems like a fair reason but if you look closer, you will find that women too can cost quite a bit.

Cost of a owning a hot rod fast car: $285,000!
Cost of up-keeping a woman: Spend most of your weekly pay at the burger joint when you want to woo her; bring her out on hot dates to get her into bed; buy her lots of things to keep her in your bed; spend on a lavish wedding to impress her; take on a second job when she gets knocked up - hospital bills etc.; borrow against better judgment for that new home; and thereafter empty your pockets for her weekly shopping needs.... total cost: Your manhood! (READ: BALLS AND DICK)

So I suppose now I understand why some men treat their cars better than their women - because they treat them better and don't go for the ride; cars are their rides.

Missus Singapore out!

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MALE PORN STAR ON MS?

I just got off the phone with this guy who was recommended to me by a reader of my blog who suggested I interview the fellow for my 'Missus Singapore Gets Intimate With...' column.

I was a little suspicious at first but he seems rather legit. Apparently, this guy who is from the Philippines, is a porn actor! I don't know how this will pan out but let's just wait and see. To be honest, I've never watched a Filipino porn movie ever but I expect it should be around the lines of get naked, get screwed, get off, the end.

That's just it with porn which is what turns many women away from it. Many female readers admit that they only enjoy porn when there is a story line. I can't think of too many in distant memory that falls into that category.

But anyway, imagine that. If he really is what he says he is - he intends to show me a few professional clips - then I'll be more than excited about peeling his onion of a story, among other things.

Missus Singapore out!

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