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Kamis, 08 April 2010

SWALLOWING FRESHMAN

In biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A female freshman raised her hand and asked, "If I understand you, you're saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar, in semen?"

"That's correct," responded the professor, going on to add statistical info.

Raising her hand again, the girl asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?"

After a stunned silence, the class burst out laughing, the poor girl's face turned bright red, and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of class, never to return.

However as she was going out the door, the Prof's reply was classic. Totally straight-faced she answered her question: "It doesn't taste sweet because the taste buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not the back of your throat."

MS: Thanks Sandra from Kent, for this 'recollection' of your university days. By any chance did you ace biology?

Missus Singapore out!

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Kamis, 18 Februari 2010

SEX BITS

MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED: Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.

That is a whole lot of semen - almost two 2-litre bottles of coke! It never mentioned if it was from one guy or 100, or if it was human to begin with but here's the thing - I doubt it would have been a pleasant experience seeing that she had to have it medically pumped out of her system.

The big question that lingers is who actually records such things?

Missus Singapore out!

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Jumat, 22 Januari 2010

ANOTHER REASON TO SWALLOW

To follow up on my previous post, here is another benefit of swallowing. Birth control! Just in case some of you still live under a rock, the white stuff won't make it alive past your stomach.

Need I say more?

Missus Singapore out!

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Kamis, 21 Januari 2010

MEN WERE RIGHT AFTER ALL!

Although now I'm an addict for it, I wasn't always so. In my impressionable days, I remember being bombarded with notions of why a girl should swallow. "It's good for the skin", "It's rich in protein", "It helps keep the body toned", etc. You name it, it seemed guys always had reasons why we gals should swallow. Of course they would have us think they only had our health in mind as they wagged their eager tools against our zipped lips.

I remember the first time I felt a little adventurous and wanted to sample if for myself. It was salty, bitter even, and didn't stay long enough in my mouth for me to enjoy any of the supposed benefits. A bad start I suppose because for a long time, I never wanted to have any taste of it. In fact, I was always mindful when a blow was underway. I would constantly be looking for signals that he was about to cum and well, basically, just took cover when he did.

What turned things around was this squirter of a guy I met. I was quite comfortable with guys just cumming on my body. So I wasn't particularly worried by this guy since all the others would normally just dribble out on my tummy - a rather anti-climatic climax but none the less, I didn't mind as long as no jizz ever got anywhere near the vicinity of my face.

So anyway, this guys screws me right - our first time with each other - and not really anything to crow about. But as he is about to cum, he pulls it out of me and I expect the routine dribble but then whoosh, whoosh and whoosh again.

Three big sprays smack on my face. Well actually two hit me on the forehead (hard hits mind you) as I gasped in shock. With mouth open, the third streamed straight into it before I could register any protest. How was I to know he was a power squirter?
But that incident turned things around for me. In an instant, I was hooked because he just tasted so yummy! The rest they say, is history or rather the making of a future cum-addict.

The reason for the post title has to do with those guys who claimed to know the benefits of swallowing. They may actually have something there - if a recent scientific study reported in CNN is anything to go by.

In that ten-year study involving over 15,000 women who performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurrence of breast cancer than those who had not.
I can just see guys rushing to print the report and sticking it on their refrigerators. Well, I am not convinced by the validity of this for several reasons. The report never mentioned if there were any females on the team of researchers. For all you know, it was just a bunch of frustrated guys, conspiring over a beer at the local bar to find ways to get their wives to swallow.

But seriously, whether the study carries any semen or not, it really doesn't matter to me because like anything I do in life, I do it for the love of it.

Missus Singapore out!
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