SALAD AND MEAT

I met my friend Angie yesterday for lunch. She called in the morning and since I was due for a break, I agreed to meet her at this place in Raffles City Mall. The usual weekend crowd reminded me why I always try to stay away from town during the weekend.

When we met, I was shocked that Angie donned a sling which held up her right arm. Apparently, she had fallen during her recent triathlon competition. Yup, she is the kind we love to hate - toned body, killer abs and well, she just makes many of us look really bad. So anyway, we decided on having a healthy salad lunch.

We ordered and talked for a while before I excused myself to the ladies room. When I got back, there was this nice looking guy, standing by our table and tossing our salad for us. Actually, he thought that Angie was alone and decided to help her. It was such a nice gesture, a rare one but really nice.

I quickly sat myself down and watched as his every sinew began flexing up with every toss of our greens. It was a nice show and by the time he was done, our lips were wet alright. Of course our appetites were well whet and ready to sink in. We joked that after that show, we really felt like we needed some meat to go with it.

Honestly, I've never been so captivated by anyone tossing salad, until then. Phew. I needed a cold drink alright. Anyway, his name is Don and he is a banker. Hell, he could be a professional bonker for all we cared.

Missus Singapore out!

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HOT STUD

Check out the Video of the Week. You can never have too many such men in your life. I wonder what it does for women. I once knew this guy who could go on and on like a Duracell bunny.

Didn't have a big tool by my word, he really wore me down. Had a great bod though. Considering that I was much younger and fitter and my stamina levels were great, I must say that he was a loser outside of bed. The last time I head about him was from a mutual friend years ago that he got caught vadalising his girlfriend's home after she dumped him.

All's well that ends well. Fortunately for me, he was only a passing thing but still thinking about how sore he always made me feel still gives me a quiver between my legs.

Missus Singapore out!

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SEX BITS

The record of the man who has had intercourse the most frequently goes to a man who was recorded to have had intercourse about 52,000 times over a period of 30 years. This means he had intercourse on average 33.3 times a week!

Who is this man? 33.3 times a week? Is he for real? But it never said anything about him ejaculating so it could be a quick one in, and then out - registers as one! I definitely need to be present to see such a man at work. An average man would have intercourse only around 5,500 times in the same period.

Possibly, this guy is on some special food - something that is in a stud-only diet.

But seriously, who records this and who is there for 30 years to keep count. I could easily say that I have sex 15 times a week (Sunday is rest day so only once on that day). So it will work out to 23,400 times over 30 years.

I'm just amazed that people actually find time to record such things. I mean sex is great and a wonderful release when its spontaneous but to consciously have a ticker by your side to record it - well how tedious can it possibly become?

Missus Singapore out!

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