ET PHONE SEX

Thanks Jeffrey Tutrino from Indonesia, for this funny little strip. On the subject of phone sex, isn't it just is so much easier these days with hands-free.

With two hands able to do all sorts of things towards the DIY cause, you won't face the prospect of dropping the phone at the most critical moments and fumble for it. Those of us old enough will know how that would be the ultimate wet blanket.

But seriously, phone sex is just not my thing. It never has been and unless they develop a dildo-in-a-phone, I don't expect it will ever be my thing.

Missus Singapore out!

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ASK THE BOLDER WOMAN

Q: I have a long distance relationship with my girlfriend but we have not got down to phone or online sex yet. Is there a difference for a woman?

MS: Online-sex is never as good as phone-sex unless you have a webcam and speaker hooked up. If there is a need to type, then forget about it. As a rule of thumb, phone-sex is only good when your hands are freed up for self-satisfying endeavours.

On the phone, response is quick and moans are so much more erotic. To fire up your conversation quickly, tell her how horny you are for her. Talk about the things you’d like to do to her and her to you. Be adventurous and explicit and spare no details but keep the pace constantly slower than you would a normal conversation.

Missus Singapore out!

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