Q: My wife and I travel together regularly and are thinking of joining the mile-high club. Any suggestions?
MS: I been there a few times when the opportunities arrived but I certainly don't go forcing the issue. Honestly, I’ve accepted from experience that my idea of naughtiness and adventure is certainly not having sex in a plane’s lavatory. It’s really gross in there, not to mention small.
But if you must, get in soon after the seat-belt warning goes off. Make your move when there are distractions (meal-serving) and not during a movie. Enter at minute intervals and use the rear lavatory to avoid the 'walk of shame' back to your seats.
If you have the row to yourselves, you might try to discretely manoeuvre about under a blanket (pretending to cuddle-up). With limited leg-space though, you have to be really flexible to pull it off though. If she has the right attire (loose long skirt with no undies on), that helps. The spoon is ideal although I once saw a couple doing it with the woman fully on-top facing frontwards.
Bottom line, just don’t get caught.
Missus Singapore out!
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