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Jumat, 29 April 2011

BEFORE & AFTER

Here is a joke sent by Lucile Wards, from Indiana. In her email, she also writes "men tend to be so nice when they want sex and after they get it, it's like they transform into something else."

A man comes home from a tough day of work looking to unwind. After a relaxing dinner with his wife, they retired to bed. So, both go to their separate beds, however the man was not yet ready to slumber.

The man called over to his wife, "My little boopey-boo, I'm lonely." So the woman gets out of bed and crosses the room to the husband. On the way she trips on the carpet and falls on her face. The husband with a concerned look on his face says, "Oh, did my little honey-woney fall on her little nosey-wosey?"

The woman gets up and enters the man's bed. The two make passionate love and afterwards the women rolls out. As she is returning to her bed, she once again catches her foot on the carpet and falls flat on her face. The man looks over his shoulder at his wife lying on the floor and says, "Clumsy idiot."

Missus Singapore out!

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Kamis, 28 April 2011

GIGOLO CALL CARD

Here is the call card of a gigolo send in by bjtitsengolf43 from Malaysia. Thanks for sharing this with Missus Singapore.

Pretty impressive repertoire of services I must say but the only flaw in your calling card is that there is no number! Darn. Talk about teasers.

Missus Singapore out!

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Selasa, 26 April 2011

SPERM SUCKERED

I just love this illustration. Got me giggling for most of the day yesterday. Thanks Howard and good to know your wife is giving you time off to watch the NBA Playoffs. By any chance, did you sweeten the deal with her?

Missus Singapore out!

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Minggu, 24 April 2011

SEXY COMMERCIALS

To start your week off on a good note, I've decided to use the video sent in by Candice from California.

She is 28 years old, attached and works as a legal administrator. In her free time, she loves scouring the Internet for funny videos. This is one of them. Thanks Candice and it certainly dissolved my Monday blues. It's a little long but worth the view. Check it out.

Missus Singapore out!

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Rabu, 13 April 2011

AUSSIE AUCTION

This joke was sent in by George, from Australia. I really wonder if he's talking about his wife. So is this what auctions in Australia are like? Anyway, enjoy this. I certainly did.

A wife woke up from her night's sleep and began recounting her dream to her husband.
"I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks in this place,"she began, "the big ones went for a tenner and the thick ones went for 20."

"How about the ones like mine?" asked her husband.
"Those they gave away," she replied tongue in cheek.

"I had a dream too," started the husband. "I dreamt they were auctioning off fannies. The pretty ones went for a 1000 and the little tight ones went for double that!"

"And how much for the ones like mine?" enquired the wife to her husband.
"That's where they held the auction," he replied.

Missus Singapore out!

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Rabu, 06 April 2011

MARRIAGE HUMOR

I just received this a few days back and I thought I'd share it with all my married readers out there. It was sent by anonymous.

Marriage Joke 1
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always

Marriage Joke 2
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he’s finished.

Marriage Joke 3
On the day I got married, my uncle gave me his piece of personal wisdom.
He said: In the first year, the wife is obedient. She listens to whatever you say. So enjoy yourself.
In the second year, the role changes & the husband listens to his wife. So it's her time to enjoy.
In the third & succeeding years, there are no more such roles. So the neighbors listen to what you shout at each other. And they enjoy.

Marriage Joke 4
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses. Now, why can’t you do that?” “Gosh,” Jack says, “why I hardly know the girl.”

Marriage Joke 5
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don’t know son, I m still paying for it.

Marriage Joke 5
Marriage is a three ring circus: – Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.

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