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Senin, 18 Mei 2009

Strong, Brave "Atlas Pillar" Gets Much-Needed Reinforcements At The $7,900 NoMi House...

Photo By John Hoff 

Realtor and historical preservationist Connie Nompelis--she of the $7,900 house bargain in the Farview Park Historical District, which she calls the "Hawthorne Princess"--recently obtained some old porch pillars. Currently, Connie's entire porch at "The Princess" is miraculously supported by one lone, strong pillar, which this blog nicknamed the "Atlas Pillar."

The "Atlas Pillar" moniker seems to have caught on, as evidenced by the fact CONNIE uses it and, hey, it's her house. She can call it whatever she wants.

The old, used pillars Connie obtained don't quite match the one remaining pillar, however....

Connie has a quirky, creative idea about leaving the "Atlas" pillar in place, and actually painting the "reinforcement" pillars in such a way as to emphasize the fact they are different than the original remaining pillar.

Hey, it's HER HOUSE. She can do whatever she wants, within the law.

And, really, isn't that the wonder of home ownership? NoMi is the place where you can fix, flip, renovate, restore, and express all that "This Old House" creativity just dammed up in your soul, all at an incredible bargain.

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Selasa, 05 Mei 2009

A MAGICAL NIGHT IN NoMi: Afterglow Of The $7,900 House Party! Last Of The Pictures, Pictures, Pictures!








Photo By John Hoff 

Last of the Connie Nompelis party pictures! Time for somebody else to buy an antique house for pocket change and throw a blow-out wine and cheese party!

Top photo, Connie ripping out nail studded carpet strips. Second, the...

...permit isn't for a party, it's for fixing the house. The next photo (taken at Connie's workplace) kind of says it all. Yes, Connie bought a $7,900 house recently. But these market conditions in North Minneapolis can't last forever, and property values will rebound with the economy.

The next three pictures teach an important lesson: don't judge a house by its porch! The one remaining "atlas pillar" is holding up the porch roof all by itself. There are people in our neighborhood a lot like this antique wooden pillar. What do we need? More people who want to be "pillars of the community."

Also, please note the tacky "fake antique trim" nailed above the front door. Connie told me I could rip it off with a crowbar, but I got busy eating smoked fish and chit-chatting. I did put in some hard work earlier in the afternoon, however, ripping out carpet staples and putting the staples in a bread pan I was returning to Connie.

The final image shows how far we've come: that mysterious stain on the vinyl of the back porch MIGHT be chicken blood, especially since it appears somebody was raising chickens in the back yard, at one time. (In fact, almost a year ago I called 311 on this house, repeatedly, for being vacant and unsecured...so I was very familiar with the property and evidence of chickens being raised on the porch)

So it MIGHT be chicken blood. Or it might not.

If you want to snap up a real estate diamond in the rough, you've got to deal with the rough.

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A MAGICAL NIGHT IN NoMi: Afterglow Of The $7,900 House Party! Exclusive Images Of The "War Trophy" Crack Pipe! WHO IS THE MYSTERIOUS "ROBERT?"










Photo By John Hoff 

There are moments in NoMi when you look around and say, "The tide is turning. A rough neighborhood is transforming before my eyes, and new history is being written in front of me." The "$7,900 House Party" sponsored by Realtor Connie Nompelis was one of those moments. Three or four dozen people attended, and nobody was shot in the chest in a heated drunken dispute over a woman, crack cocaine, or being "dissed."

In my observation, parties have stages: the concept stage, the preparation stage, the "party hearty" stage, and then the cleanup/afterglow stage. Reveling in a successful event, sharing pictures, even the delicious social gossip spinning out of a great FIESTA...this is part of the "afterglow" stage. Some parties glow so brightly that, hearing about the event later, you almost feel like you were there or, should I say, HERE.

If you're not already here in North Minneapolis, (NoMi) find yourself a Realtor and check out this amazing place where houses with antique woodwork, skyline views, and a front porch facing a city park can be had for less money than what might be the limits of your credit card. There is adventure here, as we band together in strong personal bonds and fight to transform our neighborhood. There is VICTORY here, and not merely in the neighborhood actually named "Victory," as we repeatedly win the revitalization battle.

A crack pipe under the antique radiator? (Top picture, on envelope.) It is a ridiculous ghetto artifact to laugh about, to scorn as we sip red wine. In the second photo, a party guest who sometimes reads this blog learned about the So Low! food store at Emerson Ave. N. and Lowry Ave. N., and she brought goat cheese (99 cents) and this big piece of brie, which cost a mere...

...buck ninety-nine. Notice how the "President" brand brie cheese appears to say "Resident."

This is part of our NoMi lifestyle: affordable luxury. You can buy a house for $7,900 and live on brie cheese for pocket change. If there were three words to describe our lifestyle here in NoMi, it might be these:

Meaningful. Affordable. Sustainable.

MEANINGFUL because we are writing history. There are rough aspects of our neighborhood, and you can see those aspects just driving down a street while bargain hunting for real estate. But every day, with fresh paint and the help of city officials, we are transforming our neighborhood and pushing toward urban utopia. Our lives are meaningful because we are part of something BIGGER than ourselves, we are in the middle of a colorful urban revitalization adventure.

A stranger walks up to a vacant house, and that stranger doesn't look right.

Within moments, somebody will emerge from an occupied house and say words like, "Can I help you? I'm the block watch." If that stranger doesn't have a damn good reason to be there, they will be asked to leave, and then out comes the cell phone. If the stranger has harsh words to say, that is even better: the story will be told and retold to friends and members of the neighborhood association, the very best stories will, hopefully, find their way to this blog.

This kind of neighborhood activism doesn't happen EVERYWHERE in our neighborhood. It happens at the edges, where what is nice and safe and clean is aggressively pushing up against what needs to BECOME that way. But often it happens right in the heart of what is tough and gritty, as certain adventurous personalities embrace their "inner Johnny Apple Seed."

AFFORDABLE: Somebody like Connie Nompelis has decided to simply BE the change she is seeking. If Connie waits for somebody else to transform the neighborhood in the Historic Farview Park District, she won't be snapping up a hidden real estate gem for $7,900.

SUSTAINABLE: We can not only afford to live here--which is a big part of something being sustainable--but our neighborhoods have a vision of becoming environmentally friendly, carbon neutral, and (here's that overly-general buzzword) "green." Sure, we weren't very "carbon neutral" while roasting Peeps marshmallow candy over a bonfire, but when downtown Minneapolis is within short biking distance, we'll all make up for our late night bonfires in the gasoline we're saving.

Oh, yes, more pictures: in the next photo, some details of an upstairs bedroom. At some point, a resident of this house redecorated. They were afflicted by tragic insensitivity to color, but heaven help them, they tried. Somebody who loved a little boy and saw an athlete in that child was responsible for this sport-themed trim. But then things fell apart. Then water damaged the ceiling, and nobody bothered to fix it. Did the child who grew up in this room smoke the crack pipe I found under the living room radiator?

Maybe when the vacant houses of the neighborhood are settled with new residents, there will be opportunities to delve more deeply into these minor mysteries of the house.

The next photo shows some of the papery bric-a-brac one finds at a foreclosed home. Connie prefers to leave stuff like this hanging for a long time. It's apparently part of her "shabby chic" aesthetic, "heavy on the chic."

The next photo was taken at an early stage of the party, when you can't help but wonder how many people will attend, whether the gathering will be a success. Connie stands near a window and watches one of the first guests arrive, her body language like that of a teenage girl on prom night.

On a bedroom door, some sign of a previous resident of the house, or more likely a squatter. I should have brought my Sharpie marker so we could all sign the door. Clearly, Connie will end up replacing such cheap interior doors with something antique, something appropriate to the renovation of the house.

In the second-to-last photo, Connie's mother and stepfather. They can't keep expressions of concern out of their face as their daughter takes on a tough mission of urban revitalization, but another expression is apparent, as well: pride. I hope they are in our neighborhood all the time.

In the bottom photo, taken from a second story window, Connie's stepdad looks over something on the back of the house, probably the electric meter. Yes, a party with wine and cheese took place at a house without ELECTRICITY, without RUNNING WATER.

And the party was a great success.

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Senin, 04 Mei 2009

Fighting For A Stay Of Execution At 422 30th Ave. N.

Photo By John Hoff 



Connie Nompelis (No-bell-iss, it's Greek) reminds me of Sandra Bullock in the movie "A Time To Kill."



Bullock plays an idealistic young attorney who opposes the death penalty with every fiber of her being. Bullock's great moment in the movie is when she starts shouting at her somewhat right wing co-counsel, "You watch a man die. You watch them strap him down, you watch the look on his face, you watch him twitch, you watch him die, and then you come back and tell me...etc. etc."



Something like that. Well, who cares what the speech is about? It's SANDRA BULLOCK in tears, and any real man wants to do WHATEVER SANDRA WANTS to make her stop crying. Though, as one of my students at the U of M School of Journalism and Mass Communication once said, "What is it with guys of a certain age who all think SANDRA BULLOCK is so hot?"



Ouch.



Anyway, Connie Nompelis gets that kind of John Grisham novel intensity about trying to save historical houses from demolition. I imagine her throwing demolition orders across a table, like Sandra Bullock threw a pile of law books.



Connie's latest idealistic cause is 422 30th Ave. N., a house that is virtually on "death row." It is a solid brick house, but the inside is in really rough shape. It's in the Hawthorne Eco Village development cluster...



...and CPED has been trying to buy it. Lots of houses purchased by CPED get demolished, but not always. Connie believes this house can be saved, at least the historic brick exterior. My feeling is, well, if it CAN be saved, why not save it? I've also raised the issue of NOT ENOUGH SALVAGE taking place at these demolitions in the so-called Eco Village. If nothing else can be saved, those bricks could prove useful for walkways.



Word is some technicality is keeping the house from selling, though it is listed. It has something to do with the foreclosure process being flawed.



This is the very house where Jeff Skrenes, mortgage geek extraordinaire, got all excited about some handwritten technicality included in the foreclosure documents affixed to the door. In an odd way, this house might be saved because of nothing more than somebody's failure to dot i's and cross t's.



Given the condition of the house, no slumlord will want it because the fixes will be incredibly extensive and expensive, with so many other ultra-affordable jewels on the market just waiting to get snapped up. So if this house is going to be saved, it will probably be a matter of the city buying it, then reselling it to a developer of sorts. Who? Some kind of historical society? Some kind of house buff who has always dreamed of historic brick in the heart of urban revitalization? Does such a rare and savory morel mushroom of a human being exist?



I have asked that 422 30th Ave. N. be brought up for discussion at Wednesday's Hawthorne Housing Committee meeting. I feel like Woody Harrelson in "A Time To Kill." What does it matter that I said, by my vote on the committee, I had "no objection" to the house being demolished? I can't face down the impassioned pleas of our very own "Sandra Bullock." So I can say, well, though I have NO OBJECTION to demolition, I really strongly feel there needs to be an extensive discussion about alternatives to demolishing the house.





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A MAGICAL NIGHT IN NoMi: It's Not A Party Until Something Gets Broken!




































North Minneapolis marketing guru Pat Carney took some great pictures at Connie Nompelis' "$7,900 House Party," and put them on his website. Here is the link, which is not live.

www.carney.com/connies_house

The photos are from early in the evening, before many more guests arrived and things got quite dark, except for the candles.

In the bottom photo, Connie rips loose...

...a crappy, recently-added piece of junk molding to determine if the old sliding wood partition is still inside the wall.

It wasn't.

They say it's not a party until something gets broken. As you can see, it was a party.

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Minggu, 03 Mei 2009

A MAGICAL NIGHT IN NoMi: Party At The $7,900 House! Pictures And More Stories! What You See Here Can Be Yours In NoMi For CHEAP, CHEAP, CHEAP!





Photos By John Hoff

Here are some pictures from the "magical night in NoMi," the candlelit "condemned house party" at the new home of Connie Nompelis.  (No-bell-iss)

As you can see in the first photo,  a house being "condemned" doesn't mean it's in terrible condition inside (note the glasswork!) or that it will be torn down. It just means a good deal of fixing will be required to meet the standard set by the city. But when you're only paying $7,900 for a house, hopefully that leaves plenty left over for fixes.

In the next photo, some backyard rubble got pressed into service, doing double duty as a candle holder and a weight for boards where guests could set down wine glasses. Seldom has a girl loved candles so much as Connie. She must pay her electric bill with pocket change. (Kind of like what she used to buy this house)

Next two photos, guests are awed and almost blinded by...

...The Glorious Rainbow Ceiling Fan. Even as the first rainbow was a sign that God would never again destroy the earth with flooding, this multi-colored apparition on high is a sign that mighty forces of neighborhood revitalization--banding together in unbeatable social networks--will destroy and disrupt blight and crime, turning North Minneapolis into a freshly-washed world of urban possibilities.

Time for crackheads to start building an ark.

Next, the "Dyna-mobile," chosen transportation mode of Dyna Sluyter. Dyna is known for getting on the e-democracy forum and writing about crime issues. Below that, "inveterate North Sider Buzzy Bohn," who made a point of inviting Mayor Rybak to move to North Minneapolis.

Below Buzzy is Brian Finstad, who has a passion for fighting neighborhood crime in SOUTH Minneapolis. Brian and his partner are increasingly excited about home-buyer possibilities in NORTH Minneapolis. Brian is posing with the "Atlas Pillar" on Connie's porch. A single post is holding up the entire porch roof, since the other two pillars were apparently stolen; carted off to be sold who-knows-where. Brian's theory was the thieves left the last pillar because otherwise the porch roof would have collapsed, bringing too much attention.

Next, a young guest holds a box of marshmallow Peeps, soon to be roasted in a bonfire behind Connie's house. In the photo below that, Hawthorne Housing Director Jeff Skrenes brings a fire extinguisher to the party. He's such a party pooper.

Directly below Jeff, Brian Finstad explains how toasted Peeps take longer to cool than plain toasted marshmallows, but have a more delightfully carmel surface. Finstad attributes this to more sugar in the Peeps. What do I know? The only Peep I toasted was snatched off my stick and hungrily devoured by Connie.

In the last two photos, Connie's neighbor (from one of her other houses) Gordon Boudreau prepares to massacre pretty much the entire Peeps family tree. Later--not content with merely roasting Peeps candies--Gordon tried roasting other stuff, like cheese doodles. Gordon made reference to an article in The Onion, a parody newspaper, which featured a woman who thinks anything with the word "Tuscan" in it is bound to taste good. Likewise, Gordon believes almost any food is better if it can be ROASTED.

I'm not even sure how Gordon managed to mount the cheese doodle to the stick. Aren't cheese doodles brittle? What is this great roasting chef's SECRET?

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