SEEN ON A DVD BOX COVER

Seen on the cover of a DVD. Not only is the spelling bad but it's all so wrong. I do however like the theme of the movie. Well, if the results of a poll I held early last year is to be believed, so do 27% of women out there. LOL.

Just thought I'd share this sticker that Michael Sigaldor sent me last night. He jokes that he is in the porn industry. His claim to fame: he manufactures the covers for porn DVDs!

Missus Singapore out!

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CUM OF EVIDENCE

I received this from Smooth Jane from the Philippines in response to my recent post on being caught by an old boyfriend. She had also shared that she too had been caught by a boyfriend but not as candidly as I was.

Smooth Jane wrote in her email to MS, "My boyfriend was so possessive and it drove me crazy. I wanted to break it off with him but he always would threaten suicide. Being a young girl and scared at the time of what seemed like a very real threat, I would give in. However, I grew extremely promiscuous behind his back as if a plea of trying to break free."

"I met some other guy and he and I hit it off. We didn't have sex but I was into giving him head all the time. He was a big cummer and I enjoyed my meals. However, one day, after I had a big meal, I had some dried up cum on my cheeks and hair. It was pretty obvious to my boyfriend what it was. I admitted it to him and he felt disgusted by it and 'dumped me'. So I was free at last. Cum saved me."

MS: Well Jane, it does look that way doesn't it. There are two lessons to be learned here. Firstly, to all the jealous and possessive types out there, be warned. Tighten your grip and your partner will almost surely cringe and claw (or suck) her way out of the relationship. Lesson 2 - if you want to cheat and get away with it, start drinking and don't dodge a guy's squirt lest you want it to be incriminating evidence against you.

Missus Singapore out!

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SUPER SQUIRTER

I'm honestly not too caught up with size after having been disappointed with so many big tools that under-performed. In any case, for some reason, I've always been a little biased towards guys with a big load. Last night's proceedings have only underscored that preference. Thank you so much Colin for a blasting birthday present.

Colin and Jeff are two guys I met at a girlfriend's house-warming party in June this year. They are both swell guys - respectful and well-mannered - and know how to treat a woman. So yesterday, although still a wee bit early for my customary birthday threesome, they decided to come over at the wee hours. We actually met early for dinner and drinks. Unfortunately, the band that was playing had almost ruined our nights until by significant other suggested we head over to our place to continue our partying.

With a wry smile on his face, I knew what he had up his mind. I guess it was to make up for the girlfriends he banged a couple of days ago! So I like to think that it was well deserved.

I will spare you the details for now. Besides, the main highlight of the night was the load Colin provided me with. It was enormous to put it plain and simple. He would be the first to admit that he isn't that well-endowed but he surely surprised me. Of course my bed sheet didn't take to it too well. Because I didn't know what to expect, I had a money shot in the eye - actually several - whence I looked up to see if he was done.

Thick powerful sprays, one after another. It actually did hurt when it hit my face. I asked if he would share his secrets if he had any with MS and he agreed. Perhaps it is something he eats or does that contributes to it but I wanted to get to the bottom of it. So look out for that coming up soon.

Oh an in case you were wondering, it tasted really good. And in case you were also wondering, the second time was equally impressive. Of course by that time, Jeff was left an amazed spectator together with my significant other.

Missus Singapore out!

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CUM CONNOISSEUR

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead enter an elevator. As they walk in they notice a small puddle of white liquid on the floor of the elevator car.

The brunette bends down for a closer look, and states, very matter of fact," It looks like cum."

The redhead stoops down a little closer, takes a deep breath through her nose, and proclaims "Yes, and it smells like cum"

The blonde stoops down yet closer, puts the tip of her finger into the puddle, touches it to her tongue and exclaims, "Well, it's nobody from our building!"

Joycie from Greenway, CN, Thanks for this and being so sporty about it seeing that you're a natural blonde. Well, they say blondes have move fun but apparently, they are also blessed with an amazing sense of taste.

Missus Singapore out!

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