THE CUM STUDY - UPDATES

Ever since my off-the-cuff offer to start a study, I'm been inundated with willing subjects coming forward and offering themselves for my study. And to think all this started from some girlfriends and I kidding around. What have I got myself into?

And so it goes. To date, I've had 37 subjects write in, interestingly, two of them were females!!! How does that work?

On hindsight, I suppose I could use some assistants - not unlike the fluffers you would find on a porn movie set. So Mabel and Gene, hang in there, I could yet require your services.

To do an accurate study is almost impossible with limited resources so I guess as Hotel Charlie wrote in to say, I should group them properly. So based on the people who responded, I've got 12 aged between 20-30, 15 between 31-40, 4 aged 41 and above and four of unspecified ages and of course two women!

Of course this is not counting the men I know who have responded eagerly.

So I'm still at the infantile stage trying to see how I can go about this and the components I want to look at such as food and beverage consumption, supplement intakes, exercise, frequency etc. So many factors to consider so if any of you have any ideas on how I can streamline things, please do let me know. All I can think of is all that yum cum!

Missus Singapore out!

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SWALLOWING FRESHMAN

In biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A female freshman raised her hand and asked, "If I understand you, you're saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar, in semen?"

"That's correct," responded the professor, going on to add statistical info.

Raising her hand again, the girl asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?"

After a stunned silence, the class burst out laughing, the poor girl's face turned bright red, and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of class, never to return.

However as she was going out the door, the Prof's reply was classic. Totally straight-faced she answered her question: "It doesn't taste sweet because the taste buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not the back of your throat."

MS: Thanks Sandra from Kent, for this 'recollection' of your university days. By any chance did you ace biology?

Missus Singapore out!

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SIGN UP FOR THE MS MALE CUM STUDY

Talking to my friends the other night when they were over, we covered a variety of interesting subjects - most downright silly while some had some substance, literally.

We debated about the amount of a man's cum. (Believe it or not, we had nothing better to do.) While there were various amounts mentioned, it was really hard to decide the volume in accurate terms without actually measuring it with a proper device - mouth and palms don't constitute measuring devices by the way! Oh and neither does the number of squirts!

Moreover, what one of us may see as a good load, may not impress another. So we had to find a way to accurately determine the amount. This will inevitably address three purposes.

1. To find the average load of a man.
2. What would effectively increases the volume of a man's cum.
3. (And my favourite) To find the man who comes the most (porn stars and their props don't count).

So it was decided that I would do the honors seeing that I kinda have a minor addiction to cum - according to what my girlfriends seem to think.

The next step is devising a list of rules/regulations that would govern the study - which is hereby known (thanks to my girlfriends) as the MISSUS SINGAPORE MALE CUM or MSMC STUDY.

Then, the part which I don't think will prove too difficult is to get male subjects to be involved in the study. Any takers? Hand jobs provided! Blow jobs optional.

Missus Singapore out!

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