WEIRD ARRIVALS

I've not posted any weird arrivals to MS since a few weeks back simply because there has not been anything out of the ordinary. However, this week, there was one worth including in this section.

As you know I take them as they come, meaning no editing. This one is pretty weird I must say.

"Sucking on the missus tits while on a crowded bus"

If you key in sex, missus singapore, blows, etc. I would definitely understand how someone arrived at my blog but this? What was this person even thinking of? Why would he (presumably) want to find something like that? What more on a crowded bus? I've made out in an empty bus, messed around in an almost empty bus other than the bus driver trying hard to focus on the road ahead but never on a crowded bus.

That said, here is a video of a young Austrian couple making out on one of Austria's U-Bahn trains. Well, actually, as you can see, it's a little more than just making out on public transport. There is also lots of cheering! Talk about an open society!

Missus Singapore out!

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WEIRD ARRIVAL

Here is to date, one of the strangest group of keywords that someone used and got to Missus Singapore.


'Horny mature who likes to have sex in bus upstairs'

As you probably know by now, I'm taking the words as is, no editing and no changes. So let's look at this arrival.

'Horny' that's me. 'Mature' - that's arguable but for argument sake, let's just assume that's me too.

'Likes to have sex in bus upstairs' - well that needs some explaining.

I assume the 'upstairs'  is in reference to a double decker bus that we have a lot of in Singapore. I'm not exactly a fan of sex in the bus - upstairs or downstairs - unless it's a hired bus. Why would anyone want to have sex in the bus? Okay, maybe when I was much younger, I did but those were times when you could literally take a bus ride and have the whole back section to yourself.

I suppose when you are younger, horny as hell and no place to go, the rear of the bus will do. Hell, anywhere would do. But as you grow older (and wiser I like to think), you actually have some sense to get a room. Well, if you are fortunate enough to have your own place, even better.

Having said that, I'm still boggled by how such keywords end people up in my site. If you are the one to have used those words, please contact me. I'd really like to get into your thoughts.

Missus Singapore out!

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