1. You can enjoy a beer all month.
2. You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
3. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car.
4. When beer goes flat you toss it out.
5. Beer is never late.
6. Hangovers eventually go away.
7. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
8. Beer labels come off without a fight.
9. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
10. Beer never has a headache.
11. A beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath.
12. If you pour a beer right, you will always get good head.
13. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty.
14. A beer is always wet.
15. Beer doesn't demand equality.
16. A beer doesn't care when you cum.
17. Beer always comes in multiples of six.
18. Beer looks the same in the morning.
19. Beer doesn't get cramps.
20. Beer doesn't have a mother.
21. Beer doesn't have morals.
22. Beer doesn't go crazy once a month.
23. Beer always listens and never argues.
24. Beer doesn't have cold hands/feet.
25. If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
26. Beer doesn't have a lawyer.
27. Beer doesn't need much closet space.
28. Beer doesn't mind if you fart or belch.
29. Beer never changes its mind.
30. Beer doesn't tease you or play hard to get.
31. Beer doesn't make you go shopping.
32. Beer is always easy to pick up.
33. Beer NEVER says no.
34. Beer doesn't wear a bra.
35. Beer doesn't complain about insensitivity.
36. Beer doesn't bitch, yell, or cry.
37. Beer doesn't mind football season.
38. A beer will never make you see its parents
39. A beer never fishes for compliments.
40. A beer will never accuse you of rape.
How does one argue with that? And to think guys claim not to bitch!
Missus Singapore out!
