Kamis, 17 Desember 2009

"New" DOWNTOWN MEN'S PARTY

This party closed down for a while -- and recently started up again. Went to the party last night, and the host is much more selective than he was the last time I went. About 20-30 guys -- A lot more hot guys with nice muscular bodies and a few twinks. Still a few older guys, but they weren't doing much. This one guy was such an exhibionist -- he liked to suck guys center stage at the party, and get fucked when the party was quiet. Mostly of the guys seemed into oral, some fucking. I had a good time, but wish there had been more action. The host is a cool guy and hopefully this will build to a HOT party as he gets more people. Looking forward to the next party.

If you want to give it a shot, here's the contact info...


DOWNTOWN MEN'S PARTY (Financial District). Held in a clean studio apartment in a doorman building near Rector subway stop). Motto: Sex Party for All Men - No Attitude, Friendly Environment; CLAIMS: Hot guys ages 20's - 40's+; Doors open 9pm - 10pm (open until midnight); $20 donations. EMAIL PICS AND STATS: DowntownMensParty@gmail.com

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Selasa, 24 November 2009

Olympus news...themed party!

This Friday -- November 27-- Olympus is hosting The Metropolis Party, a huge pre-holiday weekend event, lots of hot new jocks and studs for you to meet and play with...It's a masked event -- everyone gets a basic black mask that fits over the eyes when they enter, very erotic and surreal when you picture the rooms filled with only masked naked men, going to be incredible.

ALSO the raw party "Testosterone" (which was the 2nd floor upstairs) will no longer be combined with Olympus -- it was just temporary for the month of Oct. Testosterone has moved to another night, so condoms are now available on both floors for Olympus and protected sex is once again HIGHLY encouraged.....and the dark lighting is no longer there (for the month of Oct. was hosting the Blackout Event), different now with the skylights and windows open and strategically placed lights giving the whole space a surreal and erotically charged atmosphere!

LASTLY...the host is also looking for hot jocks and studs to help out at the parties as naked clothes-check attendants, inquire if interested--he's always looking for fresh new guys to fill the positions, so ask if you're interested.

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Rabu, 18 November 2009

THE OLYMPUS PARTY (new location)

I've now been to the THE OLYMPUS PARTY in their new location in the w20s a few times for their Friday night sex parties. It's a great apt -- huge space: two floors, some small rooms, and one HUGE room. I had a good time, but the crowd is a little too mixed for me. Many hot guys -- especially if you go later (midnight or after), but the early crowd has too many guys in their 50s, who are in average shape. I can TOTALLY be into older guys BUT only if they go to the gym often. Some of the HOTTEST guys I know are in their 40s, but they must LIVE at the gym. Some guys in their 40s are still fucking hot -- better than many 20YOs. There are so many guys, you can avoid the older ones if you're not interested, but I prefer a more select crowd. There is very little attitude, which always makes for more fun (and more sex) for everyone.

Anyway, this party makes my TOP list because it is HUGE HUGE HUGE. I have never seen so many naked guys (no underwear allowed here). Very HOT seeing a hundred naked men fucking around in one space -- and can reach up to 200! It will probably have want you want.

The host is a cool dude -- and very funny (and hot) guy.

Two complaints – IT’S TOO DARK – put some lights on I – I like to see what I’m fucking. It’s cool to have a dark room, but the whole place is so dark you can’t tell what anyone looks like until they are on top of you. Not cool. I like to see what’s happening. My other problem is the BB fucking in the second level. Most guys avoid the second floor because of the BBing, but still not good that so many guys practicing unsafe sex.

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THE OLYMPUS PARTY (Gramercy) If you like HUGE PARTIES – This is it. In new space: penthouse duplex complete with themed rooms, sling, and a viewing gallery overlooking all the action below, everyone is naked (no underwear allowed). This is a HUGE, HUGE party--100-150 guys (can hold 200): mixed crowd--many out-of-shape older guys, but some hot guys too. One big complaint: IT'S TOO DARK, and you can't see who you're fucking. No attitude. Host is very professional. Fridays: 9pm-2am. $20 donation to get in. (ALSO FYI: Lately, they've been mixing this party w/TESTOSTERONE, their BB party -- so upstairs is BB, downstairs in safe.)*For Invite: MUST Send pic (shirtless from the waist up is fine) & Stats to: apollothegreek@earthlink.net (Be SURE to him EVAN sent you).

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SEX ON SUNDAYS -- (one of the worst!)

I'd never been to the NY BUTT LICKERS party, but was eager to see what kind of crowd they pulled in their new space (the same apt as Olympus), and their new same -- SEX ON SUNDAYS, so I went last Sunday.

WOW -- the most disgusting party I've ever attended. Unfortunately --the have an open door policy and let in ANYBODY -- so the place is FILLED with overweight guys in their 30-50s and really old flabby guys in their 60s. If you are desperate for sex with anyone (or get off with gross old guys -- GO; if you have ANY self esteem, and have ever been to the gym (ever) then SKIP THIS ONE. I often get off on sex with older dudes, but these are NOT hot. It was sad, I was starting to beleive they were letting in homeless people. There is a reason they keep the place VERY dark. You DO NOT WANT to see what you are fucking.

***AVOID***

SOS: SEX ON SUNDAYS (formerly NY BUTT LICKERS) (Grammercy) Now held in the E20s -- in HUGE beautiful duplex apt (same space as Olympus). Orgy every Sunday. Email for invite: sexonsundaynyc@yahoo.com

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THE HOT JOCK PARTY -- back at a hotel

Went to this party the last few times -including when they were at a loft apt in the W20s -- also went briefly on the Sunday before NY BY NIGHT. Very glad that the party is back in hotels -- for some reason this party was lame of the loft location. Was at a Times Square hotel, but now back to Grand Central area hotel. Parties are fun, but mixed group of guys. The Wed party was kinda empty, but the Sunday party was hot.


THE HOT JOCK PARTY (Midtown East)
This party -- usually at a hotel -- has guys in mostly 30s-40s (some 50s, and a few 20s). It's a mixed crowd, hot to average guys, but mixed. Sunday night crowds are better than weekdays. Not a lot of attitude (unless you count the host). Usually about 30-50+ guys attend, twice a month. $25 donation.
*Send pics & Stats to: hotjckpty@yahoo.com

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New York by Night (November 8)

Went to NY BY NIGHT on 11/8. Sunday nights parties bring in a different crowd at this party than the weekdays, but a lot of regulars as always. There were MANY new, very hot guys at Sunday's party, including a bunch of VERY HOT French guys (all very slim and super sexy). There was plenty of fucking, sucking and general good time. The host gets a good mix of twinks and muscle guys (although 1 or 2 guys who are past their prime, which isn't bad in a crowd of 70.) This Sunday the loft was PACKED. You could barely move in the main area, which is very hot as you are pushing through dozens of naked men. This continues to be my personal favorite NYC sex party -- because of the hot guy, good attitude, great location, and cool host. Also cool is that there is a great racial mix -- nice mix of hot white, black, hispanic and a few asian guys.

The party ended a little early (11:30) when one of the French dudes (he was probably a little drunk), knocked over the dining room table. It was righted in a minute, but the party soon broke up. Still a fun night with hot guys and lots of safe sex. Next party is a Tuesday (12/1).



NEW YORK BY NIGHT (Midtown West)
Great party in large loft with sofas. Good mix of guys from hot to average 20-40 YOs (no one over 45). This is a great party to try if you've never been to a party before -- very safe a clean atmosphere, no attitude. 30-60 guys attend, once a month. (Don'y let the initial process: phone call and interview (just before the party) bother you - it's all cool and makes for a good crowd.) $25 donation. Check out this feature on them in Next...http://www.nextmagazine.com/features/1637_1.php
*Send pics & Stats to: RBN33@MSN.com. You should tell him you saw his
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THE BEST: The Top Parties

These are the TOP parties with the hottest guys, rarely disappointed...


THE NYJOCK PARTY (Midtown West) In duplex apartment. The host is very discriminating -- and because of it the pary now has the hottest guys with the most attitudes (the problem: not great sex; many guys just standing around looking at each other). If you don't have a killer body and face, you'll probably just be ignored. That said the guys are amazing: mostly 20s-early 30s. Usually have 30-70 guys attend. Usually once or 2X a month. $25 donation. nyjockparty@yahoo.com

NEW YORK BY NIGHT (Midtown West) Great party in large loft with sofas. Good mix of guys from hot to average 20-40 YOs (no one over 45). This is a great party to try if you've never been to a party before -- very safe a clean atmosphere, no attitude. 30-60 guys attend, once a month. (Don'y let the initial process: phone call and interview (just before the party) bother you - it's all cool and makes for a good crowd.) $25 donation. Check out this feature on them in Next...http://www.nextmagazine.com/features/1637_1.php*Send pics & Stats to: RBN33@MSN.com. You should tell him you saw his email in Next Magazine. Next party is this SUNDAY (12/1).

THE HOT JOCK PARTY (Midtown East) This party -- usually at a hotel -- has guys in mostly 30s-40s (and 20s). It's a mixed crowd, hot to average guys, but mixed. Sunday night crowds are better than weekdays. Not a lot of attitude (unless you count the host). Usually about 30-50+ guys attend, twice a month. $25 donation. *Send pics & Stats to: hotjckpty@yahoo.com

THE OLYMPUS PARTY (Gramercy)
If you like HUGE PARTIES – This is it. In new space: penthouse duplex complete with themed rooms, sling, and a viewing gallery overlooking all the action below, everyone is naked (no underwear allowed). This is a HUGE, HUGE party--100-150 guys (can hold 200): mixed crowd--many out-of-shape older guys, but some hot guys too. One big complaint: IT'S TOO DARK, and you can't see who you're fucking. No attitude. Host is very professional. Fridays: 9pm-2am. $20 donation to get in. (ALSO FYI: Lately, they've been mixing this party w/TESTOSTERONE, their BB party -- so upstairs is BB, downstairs in safe.)
*For Invite: MUST Send pic (shirtless from the waist up is fine) & Stats to: apollothegreek@earthlink.net (Be SURE to him EVAN sent you).

BANA POOL PARTY ( Manhattan )
In a club. A huge space with different levels and rooms: hotubs, pools, shower rooms, saunas, steam rooms, sex rooms, dance floor, bars.$40-50 general admission, $60-80 gets you a locker+, and $100 VIP pass. Very cool party. Lots of fun.
www.hotsteammachine.com
www.thebanapoolparty.com

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AVERAGE Parties-– Sometimes HOT, Sometimes NOT.

These are parties that sometimes are hot, sometime not, and more often have a mixed group of guys. I've often had a GREAT time at these, but just as often been disappointed with the crowd....

HOTPARTIES 2006 (Chelsea). Party is held in a private apartment/loft, on Friday & Wednesday. $25 donation. (Sometimes has Saturday parties in Brooklyn ).
*Email photos and stats to hotparties2006@verizon.net or hotparties2006@msn.com

JACKS OF COLOR ( Chelsea )
A New York City Club For Men of Color "And Their Friends." Has HUGE parties 70-120 guys attend, all ages. The party is back on: sometimes 3 nights next week. Host is super nice dude.
www.jacksofcolor.com

MUSCLE GROUP ( West Harlem/w140s)
In small studio apartment. This small sex party really runs the gamut from incredibly hot guys to very average dudes. The host is a big guy, can be too much for some. Usually have 4-10 guys attend -- some 20- mostly 30- some 40 YOs. It's ofen a very fun party and I go to this if I'm not doing anything that night. Have parties at random. Free.
*Send pics & Stats to: MUSCLFINALE@aol.com

ED AND STEVE GROUP ( Upper Manhattan )
Interracial gay group that meet twice a month.
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/EdAndSteve

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The Worst Parties ***AVOID****

Guys -- there are many parties in NYC -- these are BY FAR THE WORST. They are filled with out-of-shape, ugly, old men who are desperate for sex with ANYONE -- these parties they just have OPEN admissions and let ANYONE (and I mean anyone, in). Unless you like sex with fat guys, or are just deperate for human contact (and that's questionable), you should avoid these...

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The Worst Parties (open admission, gross, or just not worth the cost)…

GALLERY OF MEN (Garment District) every two weeks, 20s - 40s mostly holdovers from GCN/Studio days. Lots of BB, smoking area within the facility. Not sure how to get on the guest list anymore - must have your email on the list for admission. Filled with 99% old, out-of-shape, gross guys. $20 admission first hour, $25 after that.
Email for invite: thegallerynyc@yahoo.com

NEW YORK JACK (Times Square) Safe sex party for guys who like to JO. They are not selective about who gets in, so the guys run the gamut: all type of bodies, races, and ages. Sunday afternoons & Tues nights; $25 donation.
http://www.nyjacks.com

BMOCO (Tribeca)
"Big Men of Color". Has held events at hotel downtown -- very dark, hard to see anyone-- not great crowd.
EMAIL: bmocoparty@gmail.com

THE MEN’S PARTY (West Harlem)
In big apartment in Harlem . The party is a mix from a few hot young guys to some fat old guys (they also run BEAR HUNT--see below). The party is not strict about safe sex and lots of bb. Has sling. The host is nice, but I personally never like the vibe — too sleazy for me (which is v. sleazy). Usually has about 20-40 guys attending (although last time I went a few weeks ago there were only 6 guys there)from 30-40 YOs . NOT a safe sex party. Have parties at least once a week. $25.
www.themensparty.com

BISHOP (Downtown)
Hotel room. I’ve never been to this party because they take anyone -- ANYONE. One guy reported the he likes it because it attracts a wide group of types, ages, ethnicgroups without discrimination. (It is the only sex group I know of that meets at lunchtime--which is perfect for married guys
or guys who works nights). Most guys who attend have reported that the party sucks, and is mostly old fat men, and most comment that the host is NOT cool. Usually 30-50 guys attend--mostly 30-40 YOs, $20.
*Email request (no pic or stats needed) to bishop.group@gmail.com, or check out WEBSITE: http://bishop.ning.com/?xgi=3nwSAru

SOS: SEX ON SUNDAYS (formerly NY BUTT LICKERS) (Grammercy)
Now held in the E20s -- in HUGE beautiful duplex apt (same space as Olympus). Orgy every Sunday. Unfortunately --the have an open door policy and let in ANYBODY -- so the place is FILLED with overweight and really old flabby guys. Possible the most disgusting party I've ever attended. If you are desperate for sex with anyone (or get off with gross old guys -- GO; if you have ANY self esteem, and have ever been to the gym (ever) then SKIP THIS ONE. I often get off on sex with old dudes, but these are NOT hot.
Email for invite: sexonsundaynyc@yahoo.com

ALL MALE PARTY (Midtown West).
In apartment. I haven't been to this one in years because its way too expensive, AND IT SUCKS -- the one time I went the FAT guys were only outnumbered by the UGLY guys. 25-50 guys, weird fee structure, check out their website. TOTAL waste of your time and money. PASS ON THIS ONE.
www.AllMaleParty.com or email AllMaleParty@gmail.com

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Selasa, 06 Oktober 2009

NEW YORK BONDAGE CLUB -- Updated Info

NEW YORK BONDAGE CLUB (Chelsea)
UPDATE: Sex is no longer banned (for about 6 months now). Sucking, fucking, whatever, are all allowed now at all times. It's common to see guys tied down and fucked. Or a dom directing sex between two roped subs. Held in a straight S&M club, the party scene includes cages, restraints, bondage crosses, stocks and all sorts of devices to aid in tying people up and getting them off. They now stay open later (until at least 1 AM instead of 11 PM) and at 11 PM they turn down the lights in all areas except the bar at the front. In these darker areas, there's now a dress code of no street clothes. You have to wear no more than underwear, or you can wear fetish wear (leather, rubber, and the like). They have started promotions to get younger guys in. Last weekend it was $5 if under 25 and $10 if under 30. It's always a mixed crowd in terms of age. But for anyone who has a taste for sex with a kinky side (leather, rope, spanking, etc) it's a good place to get satisfied on a Sunday night.

www.NYBondageClub.com

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Senin, 05 Oktober 2009

THE OLYMPUS PARTY (Gramercy)--Update

Update for the THE OLYMPUS PARTY -- has great HUGE new space. I haven't been yet, but the host claims they are now the Largest group sex party in New York...

THE OLYMPUS PARTY (Gramercy) In new space: penthouse duplex complete with various-themed rooms, sling, and a viewing gallery overlooking all the action below, space holds over 200 guys, attendance ranges over 100 naked men, and maxing out at 200 guys, every Friday. $20 donation to get in.
*Send pics & Stats to: apollothegreek@earthlink.net (tell him Evan sentyou).

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Jumat, 02 Oktober 2009

HOT party on Wednesday Night

If your a newbie, or even been to many parties -- like me -- NEW YORK BY NIGHT is one of the best parties in NYC. It's held once a month and the next party is next week (October 7). The August party was HOT -- no AC -- VERY sweaty, but great. The September party was HUGE: many new guys, lots of twinks and muscule guys. Fucked and got fucked over and over.

Some nut has been posting about NEW YORK BY NIGHT on CL. Ignore him. He's clearly been rejected during the interview process (which is why the party is so HOT). If you don't beleive me, check out this feature on them in Next magazine... http://www.nextmagazine.com/features/1637_1.php

C ya on Wed!

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NEW YORK BY NIGHT (Midtown West) Great party in large loft with sofas. Generally good mix of guys from hot to average 20-40 YOs. This is a great party to try if you've never been to a party before -- very safe a clean atmosphere, no attitude. 30-50 guys attend, once a month. $25 donation. Chec
*Send pics & Stats to: RBN33@MSN.com. Tell him you saw his email in Next Magazine!

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Manhattan Sex Parties...

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Brooklyn Group Parties..

Brooklyn…

HOT BROOKLYN PARTY (Brooklyn) Brooklyn ? Hot group of guys, some attitude. 30-60 guys attend in their 20-40s. $25 for new guys, $15 for members, $10 for hot students.*Send pics & Stats to: hotbklynparty@prodigy.net

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THE MEATPACKERS/PITSSTOP PARTY(Brooklyn/Park Slope) In cellar with cages and rooms. I haven’t been to this is years, but was hot and a little scary, which made it hotter. Held the 1st Saturday of each month (according to their telephone info).Must call: 212-677-3599

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THUGS 4 THUGS SEX PARTY ( Brooklyn ) I've never been, but am told it's for Black and Latino guys, and guyswho love big black cocks. Safe sex for in shape guys—huge space, held everyweekend. http://thugs4thugsex.com

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COLLEGE WATER SPOTS KEGGER PARTY/GOLDEN BOYS USA ( Brooklyn ) Held in the basement space in a brownstone. Only accept guys who are in-shape, 18-30 years old, and get into (or tolerant of) guys pissing on other guys. Have regular rooms and wet rooms (even though there is a water sports theme, you don't have to be into W/S to have fun at this party). (I've never been to this one. This was reported to me by the promoter. Email me for their website.) Average 75-120 guys attend, all 20 YOs, $25. Second Saturday of every other month. ALSO have general UNDERWEAR parties every so often.www.GoldenBoysUSA.com

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THE MASSAGE PARTY ( Brooklyn ) It's a good massage party...a bit slow going at first, but then it heatsup. Can be very sexy. www.massageparty.info

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HOTPARTIES 2006 (Queens). Party is held in a private apartment, on Saturdays. $20 donation. Also has parties in Manhattan & Queens. *Email photos and stats to hotparties2006@verizon.net or hotparties2006@msn.com

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HAPPY LANDING (Brooklyn)From Next..."like a scene from John Cameron Mitchell’s film Shortbus,Happy Landing is a Brooklyn queer art/music/sex party. Held in a secretwarehouse basement, the party’s patrons are greeted with a bright neonwonderland (the walls are literally covered in neon-painted junk) where DJsspin, liquor flows and boys and girls (yes, vagina) roam around in variousstates of undress. While the winding backroom maze features a mattress and a sling, the atmosphere is more hipster social than dirty dungeon." ($0–$20admission), 100 (including girls). Every couple of months. email to…HappyLandingHQ@gmail.com

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Queens Sex Parties...

Queens ...

REAL MEN ONLY (RMO) PARTY (Fresh Meadows) Slurpee Coach has the parties weekly on Wed eve 7-11pm. For older/average guys. To get in, email pics/stats here: slurpeecoach@hotmail.com.

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HOTPARTIES 2006 (Queens). Party is held in a private apartment, on Saturdays. $20 donation. Also has parties in Manhattan & Brooklyn. *Email photos and stats to hotparties2006@verizon.net or hotparties2006@msn.com

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Man2ManPlay (Corona) This party is held in a private apartment; Fridays, 8PM to 3AM; $20 donation.For Invite: Man2ManPlay@ yahoo.com

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Bronx Sex Party...

Bronx...

BMOCO ( Bronx ) "Big Men of Color". All types of black men and bears and admirers.Someone wrote me..."Went there once, the neighborhood intimidated me butmade me hot even more. I was very nervous when I went in but eventually I was invited into the dark room and was surprised how big men wanted me. I became a true slut."
EMAIL: bmocoparty@gmail.com

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New Jersey Sex Parties...

New Jersey …

NJ PARTY (Fairlawn) Held in a duplex apartment - upstairs is turned over to the party for 2 hours weekday lunch times and one evening each week - schedule varies; $20 - soda, condoms and lube provided.

EMAIL pics and stats: NJPARTY@aol.com

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RED LIGHT ZONE PARTY ( Jersey City , NJ ) Party is close to Journal Square — a huge PATH hub in Jersey — and has avery attractive host. The first time I went, I met a couple of hung daddies, but each subsequent time the crowd's been hung black guys. It's a good vibe, so if you're into Afr-AM guys, it's a good place to be. The place is clean and there's no attitude. Door open 11pm-3am, but you can stay to 5am. Snacks, drinks, beer, alcohol, condoms and lube all provided free all night! $20 donation at the door. Those who come Friday get half off on Saturday. Email for invite: redlightzoneparty@yahoo.com

NOTE: NOT SURE THIS IS STILL HAPPENING.
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ANOTHER SEX PARTY 70s PORN (Manhattan).

ANOTHER SEX PARTY 70s PORN (Manhattan). I've not been to this one -- so all this info is from someone who just emailed me and suggested I add the info. He says it's "the hottest I have ever attended." Periodic -- never get advance warning. It's odd because it is a mix of straight men who like the porn and don't even look at the other guys much and gay men who do nothing but look at the other guys, and only glance at the porn. About 12 men each party. Preference is given to hairy men; from really handsome to normal but no fat or very old men. Social yes, wine is served as is lube.

FOR INVITE: Send a face and full description to playevents@gmail.com

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Selasa, 29 September 2009

NJ PARTY (Fairlawn)

NJ PARTY (Fairlawn) Held in a duplex apartment - upstairs is turned over to the party for 2 hours weekday lunch times and one evening each week - schedule varies; $20 - soda, condoms and lube provided.
EMAIL pics and stats: NJPARTY@aol.com

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Jumat, 18 September 2009

AM: After Hours Party (Times Square).

AM: After Hours Party (Times Square).

This is a new party held in the same studio/loft space as a number of other parties on West 39th. I haven't been yet. Let me know if you've gone, and what you think of it...

AM is a private, selective, and exclusive party only for good looking in shape guys. This is a SAFE & DRUG FREE PARTY. Party takes place after you've been everywhere else on Sunday night: Monday mornings from 3am - 10am.
For invite, email James: aminnyc1@yahoo.com

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Kamis, 03 September 2009

DOWNTOWN MEN'S PARTY (Financial District).

DOWNTOWN MEN'S PARTY (Financial District). Held in a clean studio apartment in a doorman building near Rector subway stop). Motto: Sex Party for All Men - No Attitude, Friendly Environment; CLAIMS: Hot guys ages 20's - 40's+; Doors open 9pm - 10pm (open until midnight); $20 donations. I've only been once -- mostly out-of-shape & old guys, with a few hotties. It's a new party -- the host is cool, so has possibilities.
EMAIL PICS AND STATS: DowntownMensParty@gmail.com

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Rabu, 17 Juni 2009

Found on CL: NEW YORK CITY GAY SEX PARTIES-MY REVIEWS

These are not my reviews. I found them on CL, but thought you'd be interested...

MY REVIEWS OF GAY NEW YORK SEX PARTIES-just my unsolicited,non-bias thoughts on what is out there. ** BMOC-Big Men Of Color-This party is exactly what it claims to be:an unscreened group of large men of color and those that admire them. The parties are in various locations but usually bi-weekly in the Bronx. The parties are inclusive and friendly but rather narrow in their clientele. Nevertheless,if this crowd is your thing it well worth checking out.

***NEW YORK JOCK PARTY-This is a true Chelsea party with a hot group of guys in a narrow age range of about 25-35. These well-organized parties are held in a clean apartment usually twice each month.E mailed photos are the criteria but you must match what you send. If you are eye candy and like watching other bob bons-this is the party. Attitude permeates the atmosphere with the feeling that almost everyone is waiting for something better to come along. Thus the action is minimal and hardly inclusive. Tends to be a hot underwear party where the action takes place later and elsewhere if you can hook-up.Nevertheless it is about the hottest voyeur action you will find in NYC.

*****NEW YORK BY NIGHT (NYBN)-This party really does live up to its claim of "well-built,well-groomed,handsome professionals".You may not want to be bothered by the host's(Richard) requirement of screening by phone followed by a personal interview but it pays off in attracting a stellar group of guys. From college cuties to established (but hot) suits -age range is 20's thru 40's. There is a wonderful inclusive social atmosphere and all the safe action you might want -pressure free and very friendly. Held in a large clean garment district loft NYBN is very strict about the safe-sex and drug free policy. You will have to be fit,bright and personable to get on the membership list which seems to create some controversy on CL from those who do not make the cut.. Try NYBN if you are new to these things or if you believe that the gay scene is jaded and insular-you will be in for a rare treat (an addictive one) I don't miss this party!

**BISHOP-This is an unscreened party held monthly in various hotel rooms around the city . Usually a lunchtime party and a cocktail hour party later that day. Attracts a very varied group of older guys who like the timing. Usually 15-20 men but not social and a bit awkward if you are hesitant to participate. They keep it organized but do little to make it more appealing. Probably worth a try if you can only get away from the spouse(wife or husband) at lunch time. 0*'s GALLERY-Consider yourself lucky not to be solicited to this seedy,filthy dark garment districxt party.Held weekly and actually gets a couple dozen guys-its too dark to see what they look like but you know they are there. Management is curt if not downright rude.These guys are not doing the community any favors. Conjures up pre-stonewall gay underground life.I don't want that kind of nostalgia but you may.

***NEW YORK JACK's-The original New York Jerk off party. Weekly and not screened it is a welcoming friendly atmosphere if maybe it could be cleaner.Strict"lips above hips" policy.The crowd could not be more varied from the frightened twink to the elder bear.This can be fun for some naked j/o but most of you can do better on your own. There are several off-shoot parties on their website that i hear are better.i will be checking them out soon. Let me know what you guys think and the other parties out there that need reveiwing....and i will post this occassionally to offer some guidance.

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/m4m/1225155603.html

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Rabu, 20 Mei 2009

JACC Livability Forum Reconstituted Under Kip Browne's "New Majority" Leadership...

Photo By John Hoff

Info comes by listserv that the JACC "livability forum" is being revived, after a long dormancy under the ineffective "Old Majority" leadership which brought JACC to the edge of total collapse and financial ruin in the name of being "pro-community" and therefore "anti-revitalization." 

Here is the word that I heard, word for word:

For the first time in several years, JACC is holding a community/livability forum on May 21st at St. Anne's Senior Residence at 2323 26th Avenue N from 6 to 8 p.m.

This is an opportunity to come together, meet your neighbors and to discuss and contribute to plans for Jordan. All are welcome! Bring the kids. Get involved. Be part of the solution!

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To NoMi Is To Love Me...Neighborhood Promotion Ideas Are Being Kicked Around!


Photos By John Hoff 


Some weeks ago, there was some brief, intense discussion among movers and shakers in the Hawthorne Neighborhood about promotional possibilities involving the old railroad bridge near Broadway Pizza.

I see this bridge as a de facto "gateway to NoMi" and I thought how it might be painted up with the phrase (very much in common currency right now) "Get To NoMi" or possibly "To NoMi Is To Love Me."

I'm told one of the "elder statesmen" in the neighborhood said various ideas had been kicking around for many years, ideas about painting something on the old railroad bridge. Well, I thought time to kick the ideas around a little harder. 

Geez, at the very least the bridge could be painted the original green color instead of left to rust.

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"True JACC" Lawsuit In The Jordan Neighborhood: Jerry Moore Takes The Stand, Takes The Fifth, And Then Takes Off (Part Three)

Photo By John Hoff, Dan Rother and Vladimir Monroe

After calling members of the JACC Board mere "figureheads" while staff members such as himself did all the "grunt work," former JACC Executive Director Jerry Moore dug himself in deeper by claiming he tried to contact Kip Browne in October of 2008 in association with the JACC nominations committee, but said Browne didn't return his phone calls.

"That's a lie!" Kelly Browne whispered.

Browne, Jerry reiterated on the stand, NEVER called him back about matters with the Nominations Committee.

"He's lying," Kelly whispered. "And we have the emails to back it up."

Contempt for Jerry Moore hung thick in the room, like urine smell in a parking garage. Jerry Moore said he "disagreed" as to whether some appointees had 1 year or two year terms. (Later, Moore didn't seem able to point to where, precisely, in the JACC bylaws such an animal as a "one year term" existed.

In yet another example of blowing up a petty slight--the kind of petty slights you can reasonably expect when you won't share financial records with members of the Board of Directors, when you have inadequate formal education for the job, but you're raking in $60K a year--Jerry Moore said Browne had "chastized" him in front of "guests," talking about his "performance evaluation," which "I did not find hilarious or entertaining."

Moore denied he ever said...

"(Expletive) Anne McCandless, and also denied he ever told Kip Browne he likes to "kiss white people's asses." No, instead (Moore claimed) he merely told Browne he should be doing more for "the community" instead of "kissing ass."

Jill Clark asked about the "second iteration" of the Nominations Committee. Moore said he was told to "stay away" and he did.

Asked about the "fracas" or "fistfight" or "altercation," Jerry Moore gave his side of the story and it was, well, a rather odd account, to say the least.

Jerry said Mrs. Champion spoke to him that night. (JNS says: her relationship to State Senator Bobby Joe Champion is unknown, but she is NOT his wife) Champion told Moore "this gentleman said you're stealing from the organization." (By which she meant Dennis Wagner had said that of Jerry) At that moment, Wagner walked over grinning "I guess a sadistic way," Moore said.

"Did you ask him?" said Wagner, twice.

Engaging in his usual "charm offensive" tactic, which he has been known to use over and over, Moore suggested everybody could "sit down together" and chat about this some time. At that point, Moore claims Wagner hit him in the back, and it hurt.

However, since it was ONLY A FLESH WOUND, brave and gritty Jerry Moore tried to turn to talk to Champion again, apparently wanting to clear his name before he died of injuries from the SARCASTIC BACK SLAP. At this point, Wagner allegedly hit Moore's back AGAIN.

On the stand, Moore said he thinks "no means no" in the case of his back being touched by a man, so Moore had to "defend himself" from Wagner. At that moment, director P.J. Hubbarb "came across the room" and tried to hit Moore, according to Moore, and did manage to hit Moore "on the shoulder." At this point, Director Vladimir Monroe (pictured above, right) allegedly got Moore in a "full nelson" head lock, no doubt holding Moore still so Dennis Wagner could approach and touch Moore's back again and again...and "Miss Champion grabbed me."

(One member of JACC says Mrs. Champion was actually friendly to Moore, and grabbed him to "protect him." It is indeed a confusing event, and everybody appears to have their own version of events)

At this point, Moore said, some "church staff" pulled Moore upstairs. The "church staff" was identified to me as Deroyce Turner, a guy who bears a striking resemblance to deceased comedian Bernie Mac.

Moore also mentioned Megan Goodmundson's alleged role in the melee. Moore said Megan "came over" and she was "screaming and hollering" but Moore "moved her out of his way" because "there was Hubbard swinging in front of me."

Listening to this gallant, self-serving version of events, Megan Goodmundson laughed out loud. It was not a forced laugh conjured up to intrude on proceedings. It sounded like a genuine laugh which she couldn't keep from escaping her lips. On the stand, Jerry Moore frowned. After he had RISKED HIS SAFETY for Megan, to be mocked, to be laughed at like this. Et tu, Goodmundson?

Turning to the subject of Moore's employment termination, Jerry Moore claimed he wasn't notified of any cancellation of his employment...not after the tumultuous meeting of January 14, 2009, no notification from then until the end of January. Nope. Nothing like that.

Jerry Moore was asked about the Housing Recovery Act. Moore said many millions of dollars were getting set to flow into North Minneapolis neighborhoods, some $68 million dollars.

Imagine how many lunches THAT would buy at the Monte Carlo, I thought.

"Had the issue of money to developers, contractors, real estate agents been an issue (in the neighborhood)?" asked Jill Clark.

Jerry responded that JACC wanted to make sure it was the "people in the community" who got the money. One can't help but think this is another one of those overly-broad phrases when it comes from the lips of Jerry Moore, a phrase like "our youth."

Now it was Defense Attorney David Schooler's turn to ask the questions. JACC Director Dan Rother sat in the front row, at times leaning forward intently. (Rother is pictured above, left) Many have credited Rother's relentless, even obsessive mission to get access to JACC financial records as being the catalyst which brought everybody to this point. One normally doesn't think of "vindicated" as a facial expression, but that's what Dan Rother's face said at that moment.

Before all the lawyers got involved, before the mess ended up in court and was dragged through the internet, Rother had seen the writing on the wall, and had been like Paul Revere riding and shouting, "To arms! To arms! MALFEASANCE! MISMANAGEMENT! TO ARMS!"

As he often does, Rother was wearing a knee length black garb, kind of like the Sultan of Brunei might wear around the palace when he doesn't want to be His Highness, he just wants to kick around. I call it Rother's "Matrix Casual" outfit.

Rother's expression was far away. All those months, all those phone calls, all those emails, the frustration of having to be accused of "harassment" in a court of law, while merely trying to get financial records to do one's fiduciary duty...

Victory. At last. And this was Rother's victory banquet. The main course, of course, was Jerry Moore with an apple in his mouth, his backside exposed to whoever wanted to come along and pat it sadistically, or put a big steaming hunk of Jerry Moore on their figurative plate.

But no way could victory be sweet at such a moment as this. Back in the Jordan Neighborhood, everybody who cared about "the community" was still fighting to deal with vacant houses, with social disorder, with all the awful manifestations of the foreclosure crisis made worse by the long leadership vacuum which had existed under the Myers/Moore faction.

So this was nowhere near the end. This was the beginning, and Rother was still a JACC Director, doing his best to help the neighborhood through its many problems. But, oh yes, for a moment...

One might savor the smell of grilled flesh.

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Melissa Hill: My, What Nice Tomato Plants You Have! Now Stay The (Expletive) Out Of Ward 3 Politics...

God Bless The Fourth Precinct 



Playing the old "reluctant political candidate" tune like a rummage sale guitar with one string, St. Anthony East resident Melissa Hill recently started a Facebook group to talk about the fact that, oh, she's so reluctant to do so, but some friends are saying she should run against Diane Hofstede in Ward 3.



Here's what Hill has to say about herself on Facebook...





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Hi,



I'm Melissa Hill. I'm a current resident of NE Minneapolis (St. Anthony East) and previously lived for 3 years in the McKinley neighborhood in North Minneapolis so I've spent a good portion of 8 years in Ward 3. During this time, I've seen the city suffer under the mis-mangement of the current council and mayor.



In the past few months, I've had numerous people come up to me and ask me to run for Ward 3 City Council in Minneapolis. The current incumbent is very unresponsive and appears to be more worried about couches on porches than an out-of-control police department.



The problem is that I don't care much for politics so I'm a very reluctant candidate. However, I also see how badly run the city has been so I feel it may be worth giving up a summer to try to do something about it.



This group is open to anyone, even those not in Ward 3 or Minneapolis.

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To which I respond: Oh, thank you Melissa (sarcasm font) for trying to save me from "out of control" cops. Indeed, as I walk amid the constant open air drug dealing at Hawthorn (sic) Crossings strip mall on West Broadway, or the squalor that accumulates at the edge of Merwin's Liquor on the "butt fence," I think to myself, "I hope some out of control cop doesn't jump out of a squad car and just start whapping me with his nightstick in an oh-so-nonconsensual way."



Melissa, you said like four lines of text about your campaign, but you had to take a shot at the police. That tells me all I need to know about you, plus the picture of you with a BULLHORN on Facebook. The fact you no longer live in McKinley where you can make a difference, but have moved to the paradise which is St. Anthony East tells me even more. (That's a shot at YOU, Melissa, not St. Anthony. What I wouldn't give for Hawthorne to be more like St. Anthony or even, for that matter, even Marcy-Holmes with its free range collegiate couches)



The criticisms you make of "the current incumbent" do strike a cord with me, however. I've found her unresponsive at times, too, and I thought the couch thing was petty and stupid. My biggest beef with the city, however, is that citizens can't look up properties by name of property owner on the search function of the City's property website, a flaw which left us in the Hawthorne Neighborhood SEVEN MONTHS BEHIND on dealing with a bad actor whose property featured crack and prostitution and yet "the current incumbent" sits right across from me at a meeting and she doesn't GET THAT.



But you, Melissa, have nothing to say about whores and drug dealers. No, you reserve your politically correct venom for the BRAVE COPS who are protecting us up here in the Fourth Precinct while you lounge around in St. Anthony East, cooing about your tomatoes, while they protect you in the dark and dead of night.



I may be a frequent critic of "the current incumbent" (to use your passive aggressive phrase) and lord knows I've been a harsh critic of police misconduct at other times, in other contexts, but I'll take the "current incumbent" any day if you're the other choice with your b.s. anti-police rhetoric.



As for your tomato plants...



GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, Melissa. I've got your tomato RIGHT HERE!



SPLAT!!!!!!!

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"True JACC" Lawsuit In The Jordan Neighborhood: Quickie Summary Of Wednesday's Court Proceedings, Judge Declares Two Witnesses "Not Forthright"

Photo By John Hoff, January 2009 JACC Press Conference

Proceedings were abbreviated today in the "True JACC" court battle, with only Bob Cooper taking the stand...mostly to testify about grievance procedures. The most notable part of the day was Judge Porter making a declaration that two witnesses were "not forthright."

Though the two witnesses were not named, it is assumed one of them MUST be former JACC Executive Director Jerry Moore, whose answers on the stand had that quality of...

...Jello fruit salad trying to avoid being nailed to a wall, plus that whole taking the Fifth Amendment thing when asked about the location of JACC records. As to who was the other "not forthright" witness, it's clearly NOT Bob Hodson. You can call Hodson a lot of things, but not FORTHRIGHT? No, if anything, he was just a bit TOO forthright.

Speculation is the second "not forthright" witness might be E.B. Brown. Her long, painful pauses and tendency to talk about--oh gee--her email mysteriously fading in and out--did not seem to impress Judge Porter.

There was also talk from Jill Clark about trying to procure affidavits from (infamous neighborhood nut cases) Zack Metoyer and Al Flowers. The reason for the affidavits is unknown, but better wear asbestos gloves when handling such paperwork. Thou shalt not bear false witness, that's all I want to say about THAT.

As for Bob Cooper, he apparently spoke about Community Development Block (CDBG) grants. These grants are what makes an organization like JACC a "citizen participation government group" and (I would argue, as I have before) not MERELY a non-profit organization, but a true grassroots government something akin to an unincorporated township board, only subsumed into the greater power and authority of the City of Minneapolis. I would also argue that, having been a CDBG group, a kind of governmental authority "lingers" even between contractual periods.

Oh, and E.B. Brown gave Jill Clark a neck massage. Sorry to disappoint you all (sarcasm font) but no video exists for YouTube. Unlike (salivate) Ben Myers' deposition.

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"True JACC" Lawsuit In The Jordan Neighborhood: Jerry Moore Takes The Stand, Takes The Fifth, And Then Takes Off (Part Two)

Photo By John Hoff, January 14, 2009

Perched delicately on the stand, like a pet cockatoo amid filthy, crap-stained papers, former JACC Executive Director Jerry Moore proceeded to criticize the Neighborhood Revitalization Program for its wicked desire to, well....revitalize neighborhoods, I guess.

Moore said JACC had been "heavily dependent" on NRP funding, but Moore wanted to transition into having more "private donors" because he thought such dependance on NRP was "dangerous" and put the organization "under the barrel," by which he presumably meant "under the gun."

(Regular readers, feel free to insert in-jokey remarks about "The Queen's English")

Moore said "policy makers will try to push the organization in a particular direction" so, for this reason, seeking private donors seemed the better option. Moore talked about some of the tensions in the neighborhood, saying...

"Many of the residents are afraid of our young people."

It wasn't clear what Moore meant by "our." Clearly, he couldn't have meant ALL young people in North Minneapolis. He certainly didn't mean my high-achieving math geek son coming over for visitation every other weekend, extended periods in the summer, and certain holidays. He probably doesn't mean the three young children of Hawthorne Neighborhood Chair Peter Teachout who endured the terror of their father's truck being torched by CRACKHEADS in the dead of the night on the Fourth of July. I should probably mention the Teachout family has one more child on the way. I doubt if he means the children of Don Samuels, the children of Anderson and Lisa Mitchell. 

In any case, there was the sweeping, all-encompassing phrase: "our" young people.

Because of the fear of "our young people," Moore said the neighborhood looked at programs like the "juvenile detention alternative."

There were, however, problems with JACC. The organization was on some kind of "probation" with the McKnight Foundation. There was an issue about the turnover of the Executive Directors. Under the leadership of Jerry Moore and the Ben Myers faction, JACC wanted to emphasize their "youth programs" instead of "the NRP stuff."

"Neighborhood groups can be self-destructive," Moore pontificated. "Dollars are used to control individuals." Asked what that means specifically, Moore referred to the City of Minneapolis gaining control of neighborhoods through NRP funds.

"NRP is trying to exclude people of color," Jerry declared.

Somewhere near this point came the noon break, and the defendants took lunch at a nearby cafe. Council Member Don Samuels joined the group, and was given a seat of honor at the head of the table. Not ordering anything to eat himself, Samuels accepted some leftovers from another person's plate.

"It takes a village to feed Don Samuels," quipped Megan Goodmundson.

This is something I've noticed about the intensely-bonded individuals who are part of the "pro-city" point of view in the tightly-knit neighborhood associations, the people working every day to bring about revitalization instead of urban decay. They will literally give you the food off their plate.

Back in court after lunch, Plaintiff Attorney Jill Clark cackled and then asked David Schooler, "What's your new secret papers, Mr. Schooler?" in a tone that might suggest they were BUDDIES. Kelly Browne sat and read "Bridge of Courage" about political oppression in Guatemala, though she apparently knew in her heart she needed to read the manual to her new washer and dryer, sitting in her purse, unread.

With Jerry back on the stand, sipping water with the lingering lips one might take to a glass of Caymus Cabernet Sauvignon, Jerry Moore said there had been discussions in 2008 about declining to take "CPED" funds from the City of Minneapolis. The reason was the "organization leaders" (by which Jerry apparently meant the Ben Myers faction, at that time in the majority) saw CPED as having too many stipulations on the dollars.

"When did the 2008 CPED contract expire?" Clark asked.

"The last day of December, 2008," Moore answered.

"By mid-January, 2009, was there a new CPED agreement?" Clark asked.

"No," answered Moore.

Clark let the answer linger in the air, as though she had just gotten somewhere important. Oh, yes, the takeover by the Kip Brown faction in January, 2009 was ALL TOO CONVENIENTLY TIMED, now wasn't it?

Yeah, kind of like fighting the hijackers in the cockpit before they could fly that sucker into the White House.

Moore spoke about the numerous grievances filed by Dan Rother and Dennis Wagner. Wagner had about 30 grievances, Moore said. One of the grievances concerned Moore's eligibility to be the Executive Director, and the eligibility of board members. There were requests for ledgers to show expenditures check-by-check, line-by-line.

Addressing the finances in a way he apparently never did while Executive Director, Moore testified there had been discussions with the Ackerberg Group about JACC's "inability" to pay rent at the "JACC House" on 2009 James Ave. N. The idea was raised of moving out of 2009 James Ave. N. Moore said he didn't see the point of having so much space.

"Did you neglect to submit expense reimbursements to NRP?" Clark asked.

No, Moore said, he did not. He talked about the responsibilities of the accountant, clearly shifting the responsibility to her, then caveated by saying there were "a few months where the accountant had a death in the family" and "things fell behind." Seemingly defending the accountant, Moore managed to shift virtually all the blame to her and the dying family member, all the while using SUCH a sympathetic tone.

"Did you learn of conduct by Anne McCandless around the Otto Bremer funds?" asked Clark.

Yes, Moore said, McCandless (dared to demand) a copy of the report, and she communicated that "funds were being misspent." Moore said McCandless should call HIM with her concerns, but he "never got a call from McCandless." This testimony produced muted laughter from McCandless. The contempt in that room for Jerry Moore hung thick on the "groom's side" of the court room.

"Who solicited $400 from NRP to reprint the elections slate?" asked Clark.

That would be Kip Browne, Moore answered.

"What was the relationship between Robert Miller and Anne McCandless in the Fall of 2008?"

Over heresay objections by Schooler--overruled--Moore said McCandless threw a fundraising party for Miller's (abortive) Mayoral campaign against R.T. Rybak. The relationship between Miller and McCandless was apparently cohesive, from Moore's point of view. Anne McCandless would talk to Bob Miller and soon would come a letter, a phone call. Miller sent a letter "chastizing" the board for a decision they made about Moore's employment.

Clark asked about working to clarify the tax status of the JACC-owned "probation house." Moore said he had "several discussions" about that topic and he was "hopeful" that eventually JACC could get the taxes waived. Because of his meeting with "Mr. Cosgrove," Moore said there was "a plan in place" to work with the City Assessor on the tax issue.

"What was JACC's position in regard to the Minneapolis Advantage Program?" Clark asked, referencing a program which provides down payment assistance to home buyers, with the idea of turning empty, dangerous, boarded-up houses into vital, safe, healthy homes. Moore didn't agree with the program because good credit ("A credit") was needed to quality. So the proposal didn't pass the Executive Board. It was bounced back to committee.

"Some" thought this program was "a repopulation or regentrification tool," Moore said, and that "JACC wanted a tool to touch more than just a certain population." Jerry found the Minneapolis Advantage program "inequitable."

Skipping around in her questions quite a bit, Clark returned to the subject of Dan Rother's inquiries and grievances. Moore said he was doing "extra work" because of Rother, and Rother would call "early in the morning, and late at night." Jerry felt like he was Rother's "personal secretary" or something. Jerry went so far as to research IRS guidelines about "harassment of a non-profit." In between unlimited HBO at the JACC office, lunch at the Monte Carlo, and plenty of pizza, Moore mulled over the situation with Rother and thought how it seemed like "a ploy to make sure no work could get done."

"How did people conduct themselves at meetings?" Clark asked.

Shouting, Moore answered. Yelling. He'd never been on a board like this. People were told to "shut up and sit down" and claimed "I was threatened by people." On the other hand, Moore said, there were times people were "cool and calm."

Claiming he was "fearful" of Dan Rother--a gregarious gay man who got fixated on the notion that he was, oh gee, entitled to look at the JACC books, being on the BOARD OF DIRECTORS and all--Jerry sought a harassment/restraining order against Mr. Rother after an incident of "standing, gesturing, pointing" which made Jerry Moore feel "fearful." Rother had been "all up in my space" and "dipping into my private life." Rother had been trying to contact Jerry by phone, and Jerry pointed out "I was doing other work outside my job," including the Northside Marketing Task Force.

(Moore has reportedly been removed as the chair of the Task Force)

MOORE said that ROTHER said that MOORE said Stu Ackerberg's group was "a bunch of faggots," which Moore denied saying. The sense of this controversy having some aspects of a playground dispute certainly lingered in the air near THAT moment. In the hearing over the restraining order, Moore claimed the judge thought Rother was "pushing it" and blaming Jerry for stuff going on with JACC. Moore said the judge spoke to Rother and warned him. All these things Jerry said in a somewhat forceful tone, making his point. The point about how the restraining order was, ultimately, not granted....that part Jerry kind of mumbled, like an afterthought.

This part he said forcefully:

THE BOARD MEMBERS ARE FIGUREHEADS AND HAVE TITLES BUT THE GRUNT WORK GETS PASSED TO THE STAFF.

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Selasa, 19 Mei 2009

New Trial Denied For Larry "Maximum" Maxwell, Mortgage Fraudster...

Photo by John Hoff 



Word comes from a reliable source at the courthouse that Larry "Maximum" Maxwell's attorney, Larry Reed, went before Judge Chu yesterday morning to make a motion for a new trial. Maxwell was recently convicted of 18 different counts, all related to mortgage fraud activity.



The judge denied the motion, not even taking the matter "under advisement" to rule later. There were reportedly some 13 grounds for the appeal, all denied.



The word is Judge Chu said Larry Maxwell received "beyond a fair trial."



Despite the ruling by Judge Chu, many more trees are expected to die in vain in the course of an appeal.





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"True JACC" Lawsuit In The Jordan Neighborhood: Jerry Moore Takes The Stand, Takes The Fifth, And Then Takes Off... (PART ONE OF FOUR)

The Naked Truth, Flickr.com Photo





Jerry Moore didn't appear to know which hand to raise to swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.



Jerry's left hand jerked up, first, to waist level. Then he switched to his right. He swore the oath. I waited for the ground to open up right then, with the smell of brimstone and a roar.



Oh, wait, I thought...he hasn't actually SAID anything, yet.



Well, except...







...the part about swearing to tell the truth.



(Double checking for the ground to open up...)



Jerry Moore said that, in 2004 or 2005, he was elected to the JACC Board. What was his basis of eligibility? Jerry said he "owned property" in Jordan. Some hours later, at lunch with Don Samuels and a number of JACC plaintiffs, I was treated to a colorful description of the property Jerry owned, known as the "shoe shack."



The shack in question was "barely standing," and was a "blighted piece of property" according to one highly-creditable witness who saw it often. Canopy-type tents were rigged up, their posts in white 5-gallon buckets weighted down with...whatever. Rubble. Debri. Crap.



The shack was located at Broadway and Logan. The shack had little value, unlike the land on which it sat. Adjacent to the shack were vacant lots, and the "shack land" was owned by a guy from the "outer rings of the metro." At that time, the land on which the shack sat was the key to a "development proposal." I was unable to obtain a definitive answer about whether Jerry's interest was in both land and shack, or merely the shack. I asked if anybody could provide me a photo. I reiterate the request.



At the time of Jerry's ascent to the JACC board, ubiquitous super-volunteer Megan Goodmundson made inquiries about what Jerry's eligibility was. Jerry spoke of having ownership in a "business." According to Goodmundson, "In hindsight, our vetting wasn't as good as it should have been." So it was Jerry's vague interest in the "shoe shack" allowed him to weasel his way to the JACC board. There were rumors--I heard these rumors said aloud at lunch with several of the defendants--that cartons of cigarettes were sometimes sold at the shack, ripped off from "convenience store smash and grabs." This is unconfirmed. Dispute and contrary information is welcomed in the comments sections.



Jerry's interest in the nebulous "business" was about as nebulous as the business itself. He was some kind of "secretary" for an organization associated with this business, which was supposedly involved in "fundraising for youth."



Jerry spoke about how, at one point, the Neighborhood Revitalization Program froze Jerry's monies in a dispute over what was supposed to be in Jerry's contract. JACC filed a grievance with the NRP policy board and, as a result, funds were released, Jerry said. Meanwhile, JACC went through the process of screening candidates for Executive Director but--as is so often the case--the interim "ED" had the inside track, and that horse was Jerry.



Plaintiff attorney Jill Clark walked up to Jerry Moore with a copy of what was purported to be Jerry's employment contract. Excitement rippled through the ranks of the "New Majority," which has been faithfully attending hearings in large numbers, while the "bride side" of the room looks as sad as an unrumpled bed in a honeymoon suite.



The document was introduced as Plaintiff Exhibit 16. Defendant Attorney David Schooler objected in regard to whether the document could be authenticated, especially as JACC records had DISAPPEARED. Jerry said it was a copy from his own records. Schooler objected because it was a copy, not the original. Overruled.



The document--which even "Old Majority" Chair E.B. Brown had apparently never managed to see--was introduced into evidence.



TO BE CONTINUED...





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"True JACC" Lawsuit In The Jordan Neighborhood: "You Know Better Than That, Ms. Dejvongsa," Admonishes Judge Porter...

Photo By John Hoff, JACC Press Conference, January 2009

Dokor Dejvongsa took the stand yesterday, merely a tasty appetizer to the main course: grilled Jerry Moore.

All the same, her testimony had some notable moments, including an answer so argumentative--something about people picking which rules they liked, ignoring the rest--that, without waiting for Defense Attorney David Schooler to object, Judge Porter asked, "How much of that do you want stricken?"

David Schooler responded....

Something like he wanted the last half stricken. With a baleful, no-nonsense look, Judge Porter looked at the witness on the stand and said, "Miss Dejvongsa, you know better." (Dejvongsa is an attorney, the partner of Ben Myers. Since Ben Myers does criminal defense, I guess that makes her his "partner in crime?")

Despite some rather unkind remarks in the hallway that Dejvongsa must have gotten her law degree out of a Crackerjack box, or words to that effect, the young attorney seemed poised, intelligent, although a bit strident. Understandable, however, given how badly her side is getting its bacon fried. Word comes secondhand that, early yesterday morning, Judge Porter ruled against dissolution of the JACC corporation as an option, saying this was "not properly pled."

OH!!!!! Just because it's not your birthday doesn't mean you won't get SPANKED sometimes.

In the courtroom as Dokor testified was a member of the Minneapolis Mirror, which is sort of the contrarian internet publication of Minneapolis, its articles known to take positions at odds with whatever somebody ELSE manages to write first, and better.

Some examples:

# T.J. Waconia fraudsters: Not such bad guys, just ask their friend Jim Watkins.

# Johnny Northside is bad for writing about the reality of the rough life of Annshalike Hamilton. (This murder is still unsolved)

# Minneapolis Advantage program is a plot to bring about gentrification in North Minneapolis. (Unknown what is meant by "gentrification," unless it means "occupied by people instead of boarded up.")

So, yeah, the Minneapolis Mirror was there but hasn't managed to write anything quite yet. I checked. Maybe the sight of Jerry Moore on the stand--nervous as an acne-scarred teenager trying to pin a corsage on prom night--made the Minneapolis Mirror think twice about coming down hard on the side of the "Old Majority" in the Jordan Neighborhood. I kind of doubt that, though. This much is true, however: you can't write a good article if you aren't taking notes.

But I'm sure one can still try one's hand at an EDITORIAL, where only a rarified thimbleful of facts are needed for flavor.

Where were we? Oh, yes, Dokor "Should Know Better" Dejvongsa on the stand. Dejvongsa testified about first becoming involved with JACC in the Fall of 2006. She took on a project with a committee to amend the bylaws, which many agreed were "outdated." Towards the end of her term, some issues came up with Kip Browne. To make a long story short, the board never approved the final version of the bylaws.

Defense Attorney Schooler asserted, through his questions, that only 5 board members were needed, according to the bylaws, so there was no need to install officers prior to elections. Dajvongsa said so few board members wouldn't be "a good representation of the community."

She didn't say much else that was notable. At 11:20 a.m., spectators in the courtroom were far more fascinated with Jill Clark's horrible facial twitching, which was OFF THE SCALE. But then a ripple went through the crowd as Dokor finished up, and former JACC Executive Director Jerry Moore was called to the stand...

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"True JACC" Lawsuit In The Jordan Neighborhood: Quickie Summary Of Today's Events...

Contributed Photo, 1564 Hillside Ave. N.

More details to follow, including the full testimony of Jerry Moore (truly an artifact for the ages) but here is the quickie summary for those who need to know now, now, NoMi...

Questioning Jerry Moore on cross-examination is rather like trying to interrogate a Jello fruit salad with a Popsicle stick. What should take one swipe takes four, and even then the ultimate answer is vague, caveated, mumbly.

Moore claimed administrative expenses for JACC under the Ben Myers board were nowhere near the "91 percent" estimated by Bob Miller of NRP and, in any case, the point of NRP money was often to pay just those kinds of expenses. Twitchy, ticky Plaintiff Attorney Jill Clark--whose chocolate brown, understated outfit was far more complimentary today than yesterday's "blob of key lime pie leftovers" ensemble--appeared to be trying to chew through her own cheek to escape from god-knows-what as Jerry Moore casually admitted to spending JACC monies and then trying to figure out, in retrospect, what segregated accounts were eligible for those expenses.

Defense Attorney Schooler got around to asking about the existence of missing JACC records, and Jill Clark took the Fifth on behalf of Jerry, who did nothing so well on the stand as drink copious amounts of water from a Styrofoam cup.

The highlight of the day was unexpected, and came after testimony was introduced about Jerry Moore's resume. Moore admitted he had an AA degree, not a college degree. Schooler asked Moore if he was aware the school in question ("school" in question with quote marks, if you prefer) was out of business and its credits not accepted at any other school. Moore wasn't aware of that. Actually, if you counted up all the stuff Moore wasn't aware of, couldn't recall, had no knowledge of, and otherwise could not speak to...it's a pretty fair-sized bale of hay.

But getting to the HIGHLIGHT of the day: Defense Attorney David Schooler pulled a surprise out of his hat, suddenly questioning Jerry Moore about his involvement in the mortgage fraud deal at 1564 Hillside Ave. N., which was at the center of the Larry "Maximum" Maxwell criminal trial, and resulted in 18 felony convictions. After
Jerry Moore's resume came into evidence, Schooler asked Jerry about something which mysteriously DID NOT appear on the resume: J.L. Moore Consulting, which was at the center of the 1564 Hillside Ave. N. deal, according to an invoice and check which was evidence in the Larry Maxwell trial.

Bottom line: Jerry Moore denied ever seeing the $5k check or the invoice for "windows" at 1564 Hillside Ave. N. The invoice wasn't produced by him, Moore said. He had no knowledge of it, no knowledge of what was going on at 1564 Hillside, no involvement with that matter WHATSOEVER, he had never HEARD of somebody named "John Foster." Yes, he'd heard of Keith Reitman (the seller in that dirty, fraudulent deal) but only because Reitman was on the board. Like Sergeant Schultz in the old "Hogan's Heroes" television series, Jerry Moore knew nothing, NOTHING!

Standing out in the hallway, I sort of accidentally had a brief conversation with Jerry Moore. Details will follow in a subsequent blog post. Those who know of any evidence that Jerry Moore admitted in other contexts to being involved at 1564 Hillside Ave. N. (long, teary phone conversations?) are urged to just, you know, take note of the anonymous comments function.

Oh, in regard to Jello fruit salad. Have I mentioned Jello is a fine product of General Mills, and General Mills supports many NoMi neighborhood programs? Do not allow my comparison of Jerry Moore to Jello fruit salad to impact your positive opinions about this particular dessert, or other fine Jello-based foods. Support your NoMi neighborhood, and make a point of buying enough JELLO to get you through the long, hot summer! Now is the time to stock up!!!!

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Military Police Unit Contemplates North Minneapolis Mission...

Declassified Neighborhood Photo 

This grainy, recently-declassified image was reportedly taken at a NoMi home tour, and shows a member of a military police unit who is making preparations to buy and, yes, OCCUPY a house in North Minneapolis.

The soldier (whose name is still TOP SECRET) is reportedly a young, married female staff sergeant (E-6) who just finished a mission "cleaning up the mess" at Abu Ghraib prison in  Iraq, and wears a combat infantry badge she was awarded for... 

...enduring and surviving a mortar attack. An offer to trade an important (but redundant) organ for the badge in question was politely declined by the soldier.

Notably, I have been inside the very house this soldier is contemplating purchasing, (on a one-man clean-up mission I expect to be declassified very soon) and it is an amazing, pretty, historical house in a very quiet and safe part of the neighborhood. She'd have to go several blocks to be NEAR anything rough.

Therefore, I fear the considerable talents and skills of this soldier may go to waste on a block like the one where she's contemplating a purchase. We'd be a lot better off dropping her down in the middle of the (expletive) and saying, "Help us clean this up."

However, hopefully this soldier has dozens and dozens of friends looking for affordable, roomy houses for pennies on the dollar.

I spoke to the soldier, and conversation quickly turned to the high-tech "shot spotters" which have been making North Minneapolis (NoMi) safer by leaps and bounds. When a shot is fired, its location can be pinpointed. Cameras swivel on little servo-motors, and catch images of fleeing cars, running individuals. Anybody who fires a gun in North Minneapolis has to be desperate or crazy.

I could see the wheels turning in her head. She wanted to know all about the shot spotters. I told her to use "shot spotters" as a search term on this blog, then go back, find the post about my old law school buddy Nate Hanson's obsession with the shot spotters, and she could turn up a document with the precise locations.

In my observation as a highly-trained, former United States Army psych tech, there was no fear in this soldier's eyes, only calm and calculation. SOMEBODY needs to say it to her in a very public way, and so I will say it: WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME to NoMi, and THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE TO OUR COUNTRY.

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Senin, 18 Mei 2009

Strategic Retreat At 3020 6th St. N., Crackhouse/Whorehouse/Portal To Hell...

Photo By John Hoff

The no-account druggie crowd at 3020 6th St. N. was seen evacuating tonight, leaving of their own free will rather than waiting for police to show up. They loaded mattresses aboard a multi-colored truck, and drove away, but didn't get far...they ended up at 3007 3rd St. N.

3020 6th St. N. has been the one remaining piece of the Eco Village "cluster development" puzzle. Once this house is evacuated--not due to police action so much as foreclosure--all the other development plans were expected to fall into place. The presence of an actual CRACK HOUSE in the middle of the plan has been a constant fly in our ointment...but I'm told "Lord Of The Flies" is one name for the devil, and it has long been our opinion that The Devil owns this house.

One fear in the neighborhood--an entirely reasonable fear--is the crackheads associated with 3020 3rd St. N. will set up a new "headquarters" at 3007 3rd St. N.

Luckily, witnesses saw the whole thing and even took pictures for police and housing inspectors. We can truthfully tell public officials about seeing furniture pulled out of "3020" and trucked right over to "3007," even though "3007" is NOT SUPPOSED TO BE OCCUPIED RIGHT NOW.

This looks like a job for "The Hawthorne Hawkman."

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"True JACC" Lawsuit In The Jordan Neighborhood: Game Show Champ David Haddy Plays A Round Of "To Tell The Truth"

Photo By John Hoff 



It seems like Plaintiff Attorney Jill Clark doesn't want the proceeding to ever end in the increasingly pointless "True JACC" lawsuit for control of the Jordan Neighborhood Association.



See, once the hearing finally ends, and Judge Porter rules, it seems quite likely the golden era of delusion by the "Old Majority" Kool Aid Cult will come to an end, and harsh reality will descend like delirium tremens. So--like a condemned man who can linger for a moment over a savory last meal, who can pause and not speak his last words, but rather feel his heart beating with life while everybody waits for him to speak, then be forever silent--the attorney for the "Old Majority" plaintiffs appears content to let everybody live in the court room, day after day, hashing over events on the "nominations committee," dissecting every nuance of the election with one underlying desire constantly present, constantly apparent...



DO OVER! Oh, god, NO FAIR! We weren't ready! DO OVER!!!!!!



But even if you can't get a "do over," you can be heard. You can make the record. You can shriek out your frustrated desires and the cosmic injustice of it all, and air wild accusations of plots to "gentrify" North Minneapolis, this gentrification somehow intricately linked to the concept of having houses with PEOPLE INSIDE OF THEM rather than sitting empty, and boarded up. Since when did gentrification become synonymous with OCCUPIED?



"New Majority" Board Member David Haddy was the first on the stand. A stout, bearded man with an ultra-smart, super-geek personality (he once won $50,000 on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?) Haddy was respectful and cooperative with Jill Clark, but Clark's questions led openings for answers like, "If you consider a majority of people voting a certain way to be a coup d'etat."



Haddy discussed the telephonic meeting of January 15, called because equipment, records, Blackberries, financial records and, oh gee, the CHECKBOOK had gone missing. Secretary Anne McCandless had called people for a meeting, and considered the situation an emergency.



Physical appearances had changed, slightly, with the attorneys. Jill Clark looked like a big, not-so-delicious chunk of key lime pie with an oddly-colored jacket, accentuated with a "Star of David" necklace which drew a conciliatory compliment from Kelly Browne. For one bright, shining moment, the plaintiff attorney and the wife of the "New Majority" chairman were just a couple of chicks talking about jewelry. Therefore, should this blogger make a goodwill gesture and say Jill's key lime jacket could have--quite possibly--been delicious if only one might TRY a little piece?



Nahhhhhhhh.



Word was that David Schooler's wife forced him to run right out and get a haircut after reading my blog coverage. I had a sneaking suspicion she was equally responsible for her husband's tasteful baby blue tie.



But back to Haddy's testimony. Reflecting a theme which emerged with earlier witnesses, Haddy spoke of being forced to prove his property ownership, despite living right across the street from Kip Browne, the Chair of the Nominations Committee. There would be none of this "Oh, I know him, he's cool." If you wanted to be on the ballot, you had to complete the necessary steps.



Haddy talked about the "melee" with Jerry Moore on January 12. Near the moment when the "Jacc fracas" started, Haddy was talking to blogger journalist Anna Pratt, saying it was too bad the elections went so smoothly and there weren't any fireworks to report upon.



That was when they both heard the yelling. Haddy ran over in time to see Jerry Moore strike Board Member P.J. Hubbard full in the face, knocking off his glasses. Immediately, numerous cell phones were whipped out.



Clark asked if Haddy witnessed anything done to "provoke" Jerry Moore.



No, Mr. Moore threw the punch, Haddy said. Half a dozen people "broke it up." There was profanity from Mr. Moore. Haddy's attention was turned to Ally Wagner, the daughter of Denny Wagner, who was in tears.



Soon after, a vote was held in closed session to terminate Jerry Moore. Haddy distinctly recalls Anne McCandless saying the board should terminate Moore and live with the consequences, rather than be "blackmailed."



Right about then I was seated near Jerry Moore, and one of the plaintiffs--Dokor Dejvongsa--asked Jerry Moore who I was. Jerry Moore introduced me as "The black people hater, Gentrification Johnny."



"That's a terrible thing to say," I said to Moore, in a reproachful tone, and wrote something on my notepad to point out this conversation was on the record. It was only a few hours later Moore would take the stand and deny he ever told Kip Browne that "You like to kiss the white man's ass."



But back to Haddy. David Haddy testified that he was a witness to the fact E.B. Brown made a "concession speech," and also pointed out that Kip Browne's first official act, as chair, was to nominate E.B. Brown for Vice Chair. Haddy wouldn't characterize what happened as a coup d'etat. No, rather, it was majority rule.



Haddy testified the "New Majority" didn't know where the missing checkbook went. At that moment, Jill Clark turned to Jerry Moore and grinned. What a shame court room spectator sections aren't equipped with vomit bags.



Copping a phrase directly from blog coverage, Haddy said the new board members were doing everything they could to "keep the lights on." Haddy talked about getting the "Clean Sweep" neighborhood spring cleaning going again, after a hiatus which, according to one source, lasted "two or three years."



But, you know, some folks consider picking up litter in the street to be "gentrification."



Haddy characterized "Old Majority" fears about housing incentives as concerns that "white people would get the money." In response to a question by Jill Clark about whether there was a plan to have new elections for board officers, David Haddy answered, simply, "Yes."



A break came right about then. Somebody introduced Melony Michaels--the wife of identity theft victim John Foster--to City Councilman Don Samuels.



"SOMEBODY stole her husband's identity," said Kelly Browne, LOUDLY, not to Don Samuels but to the rapidly-retreating backside of Jerry Moore, "And SOMEBODY made $5,000 off that deal!"



Sigh. World peace wasn't exactly busting out in Room 1853, Hennepin County Government Center.



Though the testimony of David Haddy was calm, cooperative, non-confrontational...still raw, throbbing emotion hung in the air, like the sound of random gunfire in North Minneapolis. 



But YOU KNOW what it would mean to rid North Minneapolis of random gunfire. Gee, that would be...



GENTRIFICATION!!!!!!! 



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